BREAKING NEWS: Tom Delay is a Woman!!

Okay so Tom Delay isn't a woman per say, but the video of him rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars" does suggest he doesn't have a penis to speak of. His drawers are hiked up so rediculously high, his camel-toe is on display for all to — well, you know — throw up to.

Watching Tom Delay — the money laundering, birther, oddly not currently imprisoned former House majority leader — shaking his stiff GOP hips in high heels only leaves us here at theGOPisDEAD laughing hysterically as we know you will in this clip.



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