Thursday, September 10, 2009

Family Values Tour With (R) Michael Duvall

So Messy Big Boy!
Morally bankrupt and loving every minute of it...on the microphone. DOH!

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican
state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

For instance:

"She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"




What we want to know at theGOPisDEAD; who is the colleague sitting next to him that is seemingly comfortable with a conversation about Duvall cheating on his wife? We want to know what that DOUCHEBAG's name is as well. Maybe another conservative buddy? Another family values champion? Maybe someone who is so okay with good ol' Duvall's account of lust and debauchery that he has his own lobbyist sex kitten? Maybe this is just an everyday encounter between two gutless cheating conservatives touting family values to the rest of us? Maybe... Sphere: Related Content