Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Trouble With Paul: Corporate Scum Ought to Be Able to Discriminate


Most TEABAGGERs vehemently oppose the notion their movement is a racist, bigoted, mob of fat-pissed-off-old-white people, clinging to the 1950s with the death-grip on yesterday. And yet, the highly backed Tea Party Favorite Rand Paul who Won the Senate GOP Primary in Kentucky has stated in several interviews that he disagrees with several provisions of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

While in full denial, racist euphemisms swirl about in the vestibule of a teabagger's mouth; caught between the lips and teeth are the excruciatingly painful words nigger, faggot, and spic a.k.a. illegal aliens; coiled like a fucking rattlesnake ready to strike with hate-filled venom.



The problem with Paul...

The under-current of Paul's policy seems harmless enough as he uses humor, and the well-known "Paul family snicker" to implicitly brush off the notion he is okay with discrimination, and the institutional foulness of racism. But as we see it, he is a lily-white corporations wet-dream...come true...opposing the Federal enforcement of laws that protect U.S. citizens from being categorized as employees, customers, or suppliers on the basis of their race, cast, color, or creed.

Standing by corporations right to profile, Paul thinks it's only fair that minorities may be perceived in a negative way as compared to other races because he believes it is within a company's natural right to do so. theGOPisDEAD finds it hard to believe the likes of one famous Brit, John Locke would agree with his interpretation of "natural rights" in terms of property. While we understand that ownership gives certain rights, we don't believe a corporation is a person but an institute that relies on a market of diversity. IF you sell shoes, whose feet belong in them? When do we step with those same shoes, on the natural rights of others? IS ownership a ticket to discriminate as you see fit? It's a hard question. But we think out there in the cosmos where ideology meets truth...we think it's larger than simple ownership that determines the fate of discrimination. IF ownership were the end-all to do whatever one pleases to others...the U.S. would still have slaves as a natural right, and generations of families that were thought of as commodity could not drink from the same fountain as our white counter-parts. We could be dead wrong...but fuck that. Maybe he thinks all LAW stops at the threshold of any corporation's door? IF a corporation is able to practice profiling...it deserves to disappear forever like the scum-sucking racist Tea Party movement that is so giddy over Paul.

Paul will deny he is racist, but does not deny he disagrees with keeping racial profiling or otherwise in our dark & dismal U.S. past where it belongs.

There is no room for his kind of thinking and his slight of hand on the subject reveals the underlying tone of a movement in denial. The Tea Party is nothing more than a movement trying to shed the stigma it deserves, and would give anything to roll back the clock to an era of hate.

The trouble with Dr. Paul is that despite his independent thinking, much of what he stands for is repulsive to people in the mainstream. For instance, he holds an unacceptable view of civil rights, saying that while the federal government can enforce integration of government jobs and facilities, private business people should be able to decide whether they want to serve black people, or gays, or any other minority group.

Mark our words...this is NOT going to go away.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Family Values Tour: Mark Souder & the Lonely Staffer


theGOPisDEAD is mischievously pleased to announce that yet another "Family Values" hypocrite has fallen from grace. Indiana Republican Rep. Mark Souder acknowledged an affair with a staffer Tuesday and unexpectedly announced his resignation. Further adding that his pecker over-took his good christian moral judgment. He plans to sue his pecker for defamation of character.

In an interview with FOX NEWS...

"I will not stand idly by and allow this to happen to my family. The damage my pecker has done is disgraceful, and I will fight to the bitter end against this evil monster that has attacked the core of my pious faith. I have sex with my wife once a year to procreate, and that's it!" he stated. "I swear to all of my christian brothers and sisters that my pecker has ruined my life, and he is nothing more than a faithless, GODless prick that is going to burn hell."

The law of defamation is supposed to protect people's reputations from unfair attack from wondering, reckless peckers. In practice its main effect is to protect powerful people from their own misgivings, lustful ventures, and hypocritical mishaps; otherwise known as "GETTING CAUGHT WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND."


The eight-term congressman apologized for his actions but provided no details.

"I am so ashamed to have hurt the ones I love," he said at a news conference in Fort Wayne. "I am sorry to have let so many friends down, people who have worked so hard for me."

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Quote of the Day


stupid redneck complements of Ron Wharton | artist out of san diego, ca

Speaking at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina, Palin claimed that some in the media have tried to portray members of the Tea Party movement as "violent or racist or rednecks."

"And I don't really have a problem with the redneck part of it, to tell you the truth. I don't," the former vice presidential candidate told the crowd. "That's fine with me." Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Family Values Tour: George Rekers & the Lonely Bell-end


I dance with glee to the tune of white picket fences, 2 beautiful toe-headed children in private school, a wife that cooks and cleans my cyan bungalow with black shutters; filled with antiquities. My spic-n-span royal blue Volvo station-wagon glistens in the port. Our sweet Golden-doodle waits at the gate everyday, as I return home to my loving abode. Yes, I am a "family man, with a family plan." And like Norman Rockwell's Daughter Welcoming Father Home illustration I leave the day behind and place a gentle peck on my wife's cheek, and ask, "what's for din-din honey," I'm starving.

I've spent my life and built a career fighting the good fight, protecting the vulnerable from the evil world. A world where monsters prey on our family values, and erode the very fiber of society; wreaking havoc on the foundation of our christian virtues.

GOD is a good god, and will punish those enslaved in the decay that is homosexuality, infidelity, and lust. I will be his soldier and go out into the world to mission for his cause. I will strike fear into the hearts of the sinners with my holy words and condemn them ALL to hell!! This is my promise to the upright citizens of GOD that I carry the sword of truth, and will strike thee with vengeance from my pious pulpit, slashing with the blade of glory...and slay thy GAY!

Then I go to the east-side to get my dick sucked by brad. That's how I roll bitches. ;)



The self-loathing, hate monger, and anti-gay rights activist who recently toured Europe with a male escort has resigned from a group that promotes counseling for people who "struggle with unwanted homosexuality," though the man insists that he is not gay.George Rekers resigned from the board of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality, the group's website said Tuesday.

"I am immediately resigning my membership in NARTH to allow myself the time necessary to fight the false media reports that have been made against me," Rekers said in a statement posted on the group's website. "With the assistance of a defamation attorney, I will fight these false reports because I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever.

"I am not gay and never have been," the statement said.

Yep, theGOPisDEAD is always happy to shed light on yet another fucking bigoted reptile spouting their family values bullshit, then getting caught sucking off the bell-end. Rekers is just another example of what hardcore right-wing repression can do to the soul...trapping it in the purgatory of a life lived in the shame of ignorance.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Brown Town - Suck it Down


Let's just get right to it -- Michaeal "Go Fuck Yourself Lower 9th Ward, New Orleans" Brown, former FEMA chief and a reptile so in need of a colon cleanse that Bush II had to remove the crony bastard from office a la the Hurricane Katrina debacle, has the gall... no.. the nerve... no...the balls... no...the extreme fucking mental retardation to go on national TV and "slam" the Obama administration for using the current oil slick disaster in the Gulf as a means to curtail offshore drilling.

What a fucking tool. You sir, are a class-act GOPer fo' sure.

And what star "news" network decided to let this ass-hat spout his mouth vomit? Oh, you guessed it right...

[Shithead] told Fox News' "Your World with Neil Cavuto" that the oil slick is "exactly what they want, because now he can pander to the environmentalists and say, 'I'm going to shut it down because it's too dangerous.' While Mexico and China and everybody else drills in the Gulf, we're going to get shut down."

His reasoning behind his mastermind theory? A 2008 interview Obama gave where he described wanting to create strong cap-and-trade regulations. Mmmhmmm...
So, let's just gloss over the last 2+ years of Obama interviews, speeches, and policies, shall we? Yeah, he wants to invest heavily in sustainable energy infrastructure. No doubt. But as recently as LAST MONTH, Obama proposed opening up vast areas to off-shore drilling... something that has utterly angered environmentalists. Perhaps this is the pragmatic side of Obama, realizing there's no one simple solution. But c'mon... the guy is going to just put policies in motion only to rig an oil well to explode so he has a reason to back out?

HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE?

Thankfully Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, called out Fox on this stupidity...

"You should call headquarters, my friend," Gibbs said. "Ask for somebody who makes the decisions to put people like that -- because I've got to tell you, Wendell, I'm not entirely sure that a factual answer that I might give to any one of your questions is going to change the notion that your network put out the former FEMA director to make an accusation that the well had been purposely set off in order to change an offshore drilling decision."

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Hero of the Week


Mr. Clarence Dupnik

The Pima County, Arizona, sheriff told KGUN9 News in Tucson that state Senate Bill 1070 to deter illegal immigration is a "racist law." He said he has no intention of complying with it.

Dupnik called the law "disgusting" and "unnecessary." He knows he could get sued for failing to comply with the law - a risk, he says he's willing to take.

Welcome to your Waterloo reptiles.

Michael Kelley a GOPisDEAD reader was kind enough to send this illustration to let us know what he thinks of this bullshit Senate Bill 1070. Thanks Michael for your contribution.

"Work Makes You Free."


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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing

What's up folks...we hope this finds you ALL well. Please enjoy this little jam by one of our favorite bands. Plus stay tuned...as we have been slightly lazier than usual, and will be filling the pages with what's on our minds here @ theGOPisDEAD, giving readers a taste of our special brand of hate-filled political humor, esoteric rants, ramblings, and ruckus about the insanity that is the reptilian right.

Sit back...and crank this shit up...TTYS.

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"Conservatives are increasingly embracing an almost sociopathic contrarianism that disregards all notion of pragmatism."
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Monday, April 26, 2010

UPDATE: Racial Profiling Gets GOP Backing


Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed a bill Friday that requires police in her state to determine whether a person is in the U.S. legally – a measure critics say will foster racial profiling.

The law requires immigrants to carry their alien registration documents at all times and requires police to question people if there is reason to suspect that they're in the country illegally. It also targets those who hire illegal immigrant day laborers or knowingly transport them.

theGOPisDEAD will go out on a limb here [NOT], and say get ready to be fucked with if you are a person of color. The GOP is backing this legislation knowing fucking well Latinos in this country will have placed on their collective backs; a giant, racist, piece of GOP shit bulls-eye.

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BasementSound Radio w/Nick J. Townsend

As you all know, theGOPisDEAD features a lot of music along with our special brand of lefty leaning, reptile rippin, lizard hunting politics, and a righteous"FUCK OFF" to ignorance...which by the way is NOT goddamn blissful if you're on the receiving end.


Meet Mr. Nick Townsend, from the other side of the pond who performs in British alternative metal act WEAK13 (vox/guitar), hosts METAL TIME on BASEMENTSOUND.co.uk, writes for RYANS GIG GUIDE & ROCKLINKS.co.uk, is a music promoter, illustrator, Editor of cult zines PMT & NICK THE MAG, and acts in independent films.

BasementSound Radio in the UK
has a show we would like to mention to our readers. This fucking show is raw and in your face...just the way we like it. So check out this new video of WEAK13 directed by Chris Stone, and produced by Craig Leonard.


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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Trade in Your Chickens for Some Healthcare


Last week, Nevada GOP Senate candidate Sue Lowden suggested that people who could not afford health insurance should "barter" with their doctors. Despite criticism and mockery about the ridiculousness of such an argument, Lowden recently doubled down on her approach...watch this crazy right-wing doh-doh-bird make her argument for some good ol' common barter with a doc.
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

I'm in it for the SHEEPLE


First-class commercial air travel for two or a private jet -- "must be a Lear 60 or larger" -- from Alaska to California and back. A deluxe hotel suite "registered under an alias." And two unopened bottles of still water with "bendable straws."

That's what former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin wanted from a California state college foundation as part of her speaking agreement, according to a draft of a confidential contract obtained by students.

theGOPisDEAD would like to ask the GOP's largest funders when they are going to put a fucking cork in the hole that is sinking the proverbial ship? These money grubbing leeches are spending cash like it's water gushing from Niagara Falls. Will the spending trend stop? Will the party of fiscal irresponsibility close the shop doors, and foreclose? Will funders get sick of sending their hard earned blood money to these lavish spending, lesbian club patrons, of nihilistic doomdom? We doubt it...but one can only hope the well runneth dry.

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"I Was Hungry, and You Fed Me Not."


The Memorial to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Needs Your Help...

This memorial fund to Dr. King needs some more help. Dr. King's work was for people everywhere to be treated with dignity and attain their potential; also needed in the fight for immigration reform. -Donna Poisl


This message has been brought to you by Lowell Dempsey, BuildTheDream.org

The month of April marks the 42nd anniversary of the death of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. We are commemorating the life and work of Dr. King by creating a memorial in our nation's capital. The Washington, DC, Martin Luther King, Jr., National Memorial will honor his life and contributions to the world through non violent social change.

I've put together this blogger-friendly micro-site to help get the message out - there are videos, photos, banners, and even a web toolbar that, when used, donates money to the creation of the memorial: http://mlkmemorialnews.org

After years of fund raising, the memorial is now $14 million away from its $120 million goal. This will be more than a monument to a great humanitarian, the National Memorial will be a place for visitors from around the world to share the spirit of love, freedom, and peace.

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Twitter @mlkmemorial
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"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity"

--Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Christianity, Pope Benedict claimed Sunday, directs believers towards "courage that doesn't let us be intimidated by the petty gossip of dominant opinion." Sphere: Related Content

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Junior Florida Republican Party staffer had $1.3 million charged to party credit card


She was a 25-year-old junior staffer when the Florida Republican Party gave her an American Express card.

"Over the next 2½ years, nearly $1.3 million in charges wound up on Melanie Phister's AmEx — $40,000 at a London hotel, and nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for indicted former House Speaker Ray Sansom, his wife and kids, for starters. Statements show thousands spent on jewelry, sporting goods and in one case $15,000 for what's listed as a month-long stay at a posh Miami Beach hotel, but which the party says was a forfeited deposit.

The credit card records, obtained by the St. Petersburg Times and Miami Herald, offer the latest behind-the-scenes look at extravagant and free-wheeling spending by the party touting fiscal restraint. Not only did certain elite legislative leaders have their own party credit cards to spend donors' money with little oversight, but Phister's records show these leaders also liberally used an underling's card — without her knowledge, she says." Read more

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Atheist to the World: Put the Pope on a Rope


Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, two of the world's most prominent atheist intellectuals, are seeking means to try the pope for crimes against humanity,

Last month Dawkins wrote a scathing article for the Washington Post in which he called the pope:
A leering old villain in a frock, who spent decades conspiring behind closed doors for the position he now holds; a man who believes he is infallible and acts the part; a man whose preaching of scientific falsehood is responsible for the deaths of countless AIDS victims in Africa; a man whose first instinct when his priests are caught with their pants down is to cover up the scandal and damn the young victims to silence.

Hitchens told the Sunday Times of London: "This man is not above or outside the law. The institutionalized concealment of child rape is a crime under any law and demands not private ceremonies of repentance or church-funded payoffs, but justice and punishment."


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Friday, April 9, 2010

EXCLUSIVE: Video Footage Obtained of TEABAGGERS Going Wild in the Streets

This just in: theGOPisDEAD obtained this exclusive video footage of TEABAGGERs protesting on American streets, shouting racist euphemisms in the name of whitepower!! "BRING BACK MY AMERICA," they screamed over and over again.

Some sang songs by the racist band Screwdriver, "You drink from your fountain, and we'll drink from ours! White power!" Then suddenly they all broke into a ritualistic war dance...
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NEWSFLASH: theGOPisDEAD Endorses PALIN/BACHMANN-2012!






Okay, this is a side-note and funny observation. theGOPisDEAD happened to watch this little shin-dig the other night and noticed that FOX NEWS cut the lights down real low during the interview with the two nutbags. Now I know we are a little batshit crazy ourselves here, but it did strike us as a little funny.

LOL, bare with us. As the cameraman scanned the crowd, it looked like a nice mix of white folk, black folk, and other peoples of color. :) Now stay with us....ROFL...at times it actually appeared to be a culturally diverse representation. BUT!!! Upon a closer inspection of what we thought our eyes were seeing at this KLAN rally, was in fact an illusion created by the casting of shadows across a sea of white faces. We thinks...FAUX NEWS dimmed those fucking lights on purpose. But, you be the judge:

BEFORE OUR PRO PHOTOSHOP EXPERTS GOT A HOLD OF THE IMAGE


AND AFTER WE SHED THE LIGHT ON THE LOCAL KLAN MEMBERS


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Newt Heads Southern GOP Leadership Conference


NEW ORLEANS (Associated Press) -- Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a potential presidential candidate in 2012, called Barack Obama on Thursday "the most radical president in American history" who oversees a "secular, socialist machine."

Gingrich reminded conservative activists why he was one of the nation's most polarizing leaders in the 1990s, opening the Southern Republican Leadership Conference with a biting assessment of Obama's policies.

"The most radical president in American history has now thrown down the gauntlet to the American people: 'I run a machine. I own Washington and there's nothing you can do about it,'" Gingrich said. He urged his fellow Republicans to stop what he called Obama's "secular, socialist machine."

All we have to say here at theGOPisDEAD is...

NEWT/PALIN 2012...baby all the way to the fucking crazy farm.
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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Bob McDonnell Apology Not Accepted



Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell apologized Wednesday for leaving out any reference to slavery in his recent proclamation designating April as Confederate History Month, calling it a "major omission."

"There were any number of aspects to that conflict between the states. Obviously, it involved slavery. It involved other issues. But I focused on the ones I thought were most significant for Virginia."

"The failure to include any reference to slavery was a mistake, and for that I apologize to any fellow Virginian who has been offended or disappointed," McDonnell said in a written statement.

When will white middle aged men in this country stop trying to bring honor to an American holocaust? It will probably happen the moment that racism ends in this country...FUCKING NEVER. They show obtuse contempt toward the descendants of slavery because they cannot forget. The irony of McDonnell forgetting to mention slavery in the same breath as the civil war is repugnantly hateful; detestable; loathsome: and an abominable slight to say the least. So they want America to see their freak southern flag fly with pride, yet want those who lost entire generations of family to pure evil to just fade away in their memory's past. To even warrant that request ought to come with consequences...like a good ol' house burning, or noose around the neck while dangling from a local oak tree on the courthouse lawn.

It's sort of like the Catholic church who is currently demonizing the media for uncovering insurmountable evidence that its clergy has been sexually abusing children for decades if not longer.

The disgusting outrage they display because of being caught is a mind-fuck indeed. But don't let these creeps fool you, because they know what they are doing. Manipulating the public psyche; like one of their rape victims, who they believe deserves it. They fucking rape the mind again, and again, and again, until the victim denotes regret for causing the abusers so much pain, "I'm sorry I made you rape me."

theGOPisDEAD would like to tell McDonnell to fuck off in person, but I'm sure we'll never get that chance, like the millions of people who shed blood for his short memory.

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Friday, April 2, 2010

Wrong number: GOP pitch lists phone-sex hotline



The best thing the Republican Party can say about this week is, it's nearly over.


First came news that the Republican National Committee paid $1,946 for a gathering at a sex-themed Hollywood club, which a group of young Republicans had visited without RNC approval. The money is to be paid back.

Now it turns out the RNC inadvertently listed a phone-sex number on a fund-raising letter sent to potential donors. People who tried to call the committee were instead offered "live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl" for $2.99 a minute.



I know...right?! This shit sounds made up...even theGOPisDEAD couldn't have devised a better week for these fear mongering fucktards. But that's the thing about karma, [if you believe] it is a bitch. We're more of the what-comes-around-goes around-motherfucker type...and this week has been intoxicating watching the pejorative fallout as the family values party puts ten coats of paint on those white picket fences of theirs. No amount of latex in the world can cover up the rotting wood underneath. Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Song of the Day Just Because We Feel Angry

And no one quenches that thirst quite like The Melvins.

TURN IT UP LOUD AS FUCK...ENJOY!

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Major Conservative Says Do Not Donate to RNC



Nothing like watching reptiles eat their own...

"I've hinted at this before, but now I am saying it - don't give money to the RNC," Perkins wrote in his column. "If you want to put money into the political process, and I encourage you to do so, give directly to candidates who you know reflect your values. Better yet, become a member of FRC Action and learn about the benefits it offers, including participating in the FRC Action PAC which can support candidates who will advance faith, family and freedom!"

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Congressman Grayson Unloading a Full Can...O'Whoopass

"We have now reached the level of absurdity. The right has fermented a national nervous break-down. They keep pushing the panic button on their followers over and over and over again; and try to get them stoked on hatred and fear, and they've succeeded..."



Grayson's 5 year old takes a phone call...and is threatened with violence.


Two dudes walked up to me the other day, and one of them punches me square in the teeth. He then frantically dials 911 and is balling his eyes out, screaming that I just attacked him. The police come...and I am arrested as the two describe how they were victimized. A true mind-fuck.

How to become a victim...
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Monday, March 29, 2010

RNC: We're in it for the people.



FEC report details lavish Republican spending, including nearly $2,000 at Voyeur West Hollywood

Fiscal responsibility never felt so good. Especially in our laps. The Republican National Committee gave nearly $2,000 to a Southern California GOP contributor for meal expenses at Voyeur West Hollywood, a lesbian-themed California nightclub that features topless dancers wearing horse-bits and other bondage gear, according to newly filed disclosure records. Now we don't know about you, but that's one tasty meal.

"We think their extravagant spending and their high burn rate speaks for itself," said Woodhouse. "If limos, chartered aircraft and sex clubs are where they think their donors' money should be spent, who are we to judge? But it shouldn't give voters much confidence in Republicans when they say they want to be put back in charge of federal spending."

$$$$$ ALL FOR THE MONEY $$$$$

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Incite Violence; then blame someone else for it.


Rep. Eric Cantor, the number two Republican in the House of Representatives, said Thursday that a bullet had been shot through a window at his district office in Richmond, Virginia. He also said he had received threatening messages.

He said he would not publicly release the messages out of concern that doing so would only incite further violence.

He also accused Democratic National Committee Chairman Tim Kaine and Rep. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland - a member of the Democratic House leadership - of "fanning the flames" of violence by using threats that have been made against Democratic members "as political weapons."

"Enough is enough," Cantor said. "It has to stop."


FUCK YOU CANTOR


So enough is enough...is it? To theGOPisDEAD this sounds a little deja vu does it not? Let's review with a little video we like to call: whoops, WTF have i done, featuring John McCain's runaway train and his attempt to put on the breaks in the lead up to the last election:



For over a decade, theGOPisDEAD has been witnessing Republicans that consistently incite violence, then obtusely attempt to rescind and rebuke the intended outcome, as if they are completely shocked and taken by surprise? It's like, they're having an out-of-body experience.

But, what we are experiencing here ladies and gentlemen is a Helter Skelter moment indeed. And as a writer for this blog, I have to say that I am sitting here sweating bullets because I cannot get my words onto the screen quick enough. I am being flooded with the adrenalin of OMFG...are you kidding me?!

The Republican party and their base have lost it completely. They are displaying the paranoia of a person suffering with schizophrenia. They are boiling over with anger like molten metal spewing out of a reservoir, and have been whipped into a frenzy by the likes of their Congressman, Glenn Beck, Limbaugh, Palin, and a host of violence inciting megalomaniacs.

"The megalomaniac differs from the narcissist by the fact that he wishes to be powerful rather than charming, and seeks to be feared rather than loved. To this type belong many lunatics and most of the great men of history." [Bertrand Russell]

Helter Skelter...


Not unlike Charles Manson who considered the Beatles music to be prophetic messages about an apocalyptic race war, in which his followers the Family would not only survive, but precipitate.

Manson ordered the murders, to trigger a race war directly, and in his own mind was the puppet master behind the slaughter that took place. The case became one of America's most highly publicized murder trials of its time.

At the risk of sounding completely insane ourselves, we see striking similarities between the family, the teabaggers, and the Republican redneck, Budweiser swilling base that is taking up arms in the name of FREEDOM from Tyranny.

The parallels we have drawn from the Manson case are the means at which victory against a system, or in this case a demonized government to which Republicans claim "All Americans" are diametrically opposed. They have declared war on the left-winged "socialist" Obama administration using "ALL" as if it were inherently inclusive. Your name, my name, and anyone you know has been claimed as property of their exclusive philosophy. Welcome my friends, to the family.

Having "ALL Americans" in your corner is a potent ally that cannot be discounted, or ignored, so it is repeated over and over again ad nauseam by the Republican base, the teabaggers, and Lawmakers that we are ALL in this together. We have come to fight the machine! Don't tread on me, and the rest of that lame-ass patriotism bullshit.

In the end Manson wipes his hands clean of all violence that occurred, and rebuked the crime as if it were outside of his own body. Like the Republicans, Manson sees himself as the prophet and savior of "ALL PEOPLES" inciting violence, and vehemently expressed deep and profound surprise at the outcome. Like a fucking mind warp people believed in his calling, cutting crosses in their heads, and were led astray. He didn't have to lay a hand on anyone, and absolved himself of any violence. Sound familiar?

Holy shit. [cracks a smile] I'm practically giddy over how crazy I sound now. :)

His "very name ... a metaphor for evil". While Republicans may not be evil on a Manson sliding scale, however to incite violence then not take responsibility of the outcome, is at least fucking disturbed.

So Republicans here you are...getting a bullet in your window. The look on your stunned face, is blowback. Get used to it...because this is your HELTER SKELTER moment.

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DIE SOCIALIST PIGS!

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Big FUCKING Deal




For most of yesterday, theGOPisDead was brimming with a sense of positivity and hope for and about America that hadn't been felt since pre-9/11. As much as the myth of big government can seem utterly dysfunctional, the leaders on the left again stood on the moral high ground and significantly closed the gap between us and the rest of the Western world. No more do we have to listen to GOP liars and schmucks who stand on the floor of the House and either ignorantly or maliciously expound on how we are trying to destroy "the greatest health care system in the world." You fools are now forever on the wrong side of history. Go eat a shit pie.

Our glee has nothing to do with a vindication of Obama and the democrats. Hell, I'm a registered Independent. But given the choice between good and evil, well, you're a fucking tool if you can't figure that one out. That said, Maureen Dowd (of all people) got it right when she wrote, "...the lofty president and the wily speaker suddenly steered [the Dems] off Jimmy Carter Highway and onto F.D.R. Drive." For all the talk of socialist propaganda and the destruction of America, it took a black man with a keen sense and respect of American history to take cues from some of the greatest presidents this country has had (and no, that does not include Reagan), learn from their mistakes, and put things right in their honor. We are truly impressed and for once, feel blessed.

Unfortunately, the last 9 years of GOP scumbagary has also negatively affected our brain patterns to the point that pleasure is no longer self-sustaining. So the thoughts that these ass-clowns are now going to run on promises of destroying the health care bill is enough to make us want to scratch our eyes out. It's not that we take that promise seriously. It's a sham offering, one that will never happen. It's more like watching King Kong (sans the sensitivity and hot chick) get riddled with bullets at the top of the skyscraper. You feel bad that a living creature is being hurt though you know that even in death, this fucker is going to flatten some people when it falls to the Earth.

Newt Gingerich theorized that this would “[destroy] their party much as Lyndon Johnson shattered the Democratic Party for 40 years” by passing civil rights legislation. That's the kind of delusional, anti-Americanism we're talking about. We still have a party that measures success by how much they can limit freedom, while at the same breath packaging it as salvaging those same rights. I have a dollar bill for you to earn, I just need four quarters.

Worse, it shows that the GOP hasn't grown up in over 40 years. They may not have turned on the fire hoses against blacks this time, but their most ardent followers spit on them, called our gay leaders 'fags', and all while giving implied support for such behavior. Shouts of 'baby killer' and 'You lie!' on the floor of the House... there hasn't been this much vile behavior since the Civil War. One almost feels like another one was brewing for some time. So we're keeping one eye open at all times in the back of our head as we move forward and beyond this sleaze.

The only thing we want to know is why the hell did it take this long for someone like Bob Herbert to come out and write such a perfect, blistering denunciation of the GOP and the Tea Bag Party? Herbert writes:

It is 2010, which means it is way past time for decent Americans to rise up against this kind of garbage, to fight it aggressively wherever it appears. And it is time for every American of good will to hold the Republican Party accountable for its role in tolerating, shielding and encouraging foul, mean-spirited and bigoted behavior in its ranks and among its strongest supporters.


It's clear at least one piece of GOP has been woken up by a mighty bitch-slap of reality. GOP speechwriter David Frum compares the "just say NO" strategy to the end of the Napoleonic era:


We followed the most radical voices in the party and the movement, and they led us to abject and irreversible defeat.


Nor did it take long for these fucknuts to question their own voting tactics. Via the Boston Herald:


“If he were a milk carton, he would be expired,” said Massachusetts Democratic Party chairman John Walsh.

Brown’s backers from the insurgent Tea Party movement want to know if they’ve been had.

Been had? No. The arc of history bends towards justice, peace, and inclusion. There are setbacks along the way but until the GOP decides once and for all to stand on the right side of history, not just the right side of the aisle, they will forever be losers. Their followers will forever be ignorant fools. Their principals will forever be paper lions. To them, we say, "wake up and welcome to the 21st century."

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Gimme Some O'dat Healthcare Son!


It's ironic to note, that most of you will take advantage of the new benefits you received today. The bill is now the law of the land.

I hope for everyone's sake that you conservatives continue on the path you have chosen. I hope that you continue to nurture the lowest common denominator of your constituents, where racism, bigotry, and a disdain for reason are considered values.

Your party's philosophy and platform will eventually give way to progress. Of course progressing is your idea of communism, socialism, or otherwise.

As we seek scientific progress, it indelibly will drive social progress, advances in technology, social organization, and the evolution of intellectual communities that will produce social equality, economic equality, and advancements in the human condition.

It's a matter of science really that your party is dying a slow death. Society cannot continue on the conservative path.

It's unreasonable to think it can.


So until we meet again cavemen...suck on our progress.
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

The GOP hate-mongers in Full Effect

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Three Democratic African-American lawmakers - including civil rights leader Rep. John Lewis of Georgia - said demonstrators against the health care bill yelled racist epithets at them as they walked past. Rep. Emanuel Cleaver of Missouri said a protester spit at him. Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts, an openly gay Democrat, said protesters yelled anti-gay comments at him. Sphere: Related Content

Friday, March 19, 2010

US Health Insurer Targets HIV Positive Patients

The AID Law project uses the law to protect the rights of people with HIV

An American insurance company was ordered by the court last year to pay Jerome Mitchell $10 million for “wrongly revoking his heath insurance policy”.

And this week Reuters revealed that: “Previously undisclosed records from Mitchell’s case reveal that Fortis had a company policy of targeting policyholders with HIV”.

“Mitchell not only obtained a measure of justice for himself; he also helped expose wrongdoing on the part of Fortis (now known as Assurant Health) that could have repercussions for the entire health insurance industry,” the Reuters story said.

“A computer program and algorithm targeted every policyholder recently diagnosed with HIV for an automatic fraud investigation, as the company searched for any pretext to revoke their policy.

“As was the case with Mitchell, their insurance policies often were canceled on erroneous information, the flimsiest of evidence, or for no good reason at all, according to the court documents and interviews with state and federal investigators.”

Reuters reported: “Insurance companies have long engaged in the practice of ‘rescission’, whereby they investigate policyholders shortly after they’ve been diagnosed with life-threatening illnesses.

“But government regulators and investigators who have overseen the actions of Assurant and other health insurance companies say it is unprecedented for a company to single out people with HIV.

“In his previously undisclosed court ruling, the judge in the Mitchell case also criticized what he said were the company’s efforts to cover its tracks.”

It seems that Assurant Health has set a record new low with its illegal discrimination against people with HIV.

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Deem and MY ASS


Our favorite ...GOPisDEAD granny says, "i smell another rat fink lie!." In the last Congress that Republicans controlled, from 2005 to 2006, Rules Committee Chairman David Dreier used the self-executing rule more than 35 times. Deem and pass is NOT new.

It's a blatant lie...among others.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Survival Seed Bank for the Apocalypse

Glenn Beck's dwindling list of advertisers got a healthy boost Monday from Survival Seed Bank, a new advertiser peddling seeds to grow "crisis gardens."

Survival Seed Bank markets itself as sort of food insurance should the American government and market collapse. In the Survival Seed Bank commercial that aired Monday, a pitchman sits before a TV showing scenes of breadlines and soup kitchens from the Great Depression and asks "Are you worried about the economy? Are you ever worried that the politicians and the bankers are going to bring the whole thing crashing down? If so, pay close attention, because in an economic meltdown, non-hybrid seeds could become more valuable than even silver and gold. Afterall, securing a source of food for your family is the single most important thing you can do."

The Survival Seed Bank pitchman reminds viewers at the end of the commercial to "prepare today" because "in an economic crisis, non-hybrid seeds are the ultimate barter item."


WARNING: THIS IS NOT A JOKE, BUT AN ACTUAL SPONSOR OF THE FUCKING LOON BECK SHOW...DUE TO THE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER THAT WILL ENSUE, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SOILED DRAWERS.
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Glenn Beck Slams the Boss, and Woody Guthrie; Calls them Communist

We'll let this reptile's video speak for itself. But we do wanna know, if he was high or a fucking retard not to listen to the lyrics of a few very famous songs. It took this troll decades to figure out what the songs were actually about. Shameful really. But that's what the right-wing likes to do. Make a ganged raped impoverished lesbian woman give birth to a child, then fight against entitlements, gay-marriage, and healthcare. BORN IN THE USA! OH DiDDY, I'M SO PROWD OF MAH KAWNTRY!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

J.D. Hayworth is a Horse-a-phobic



Former Congressman J.D. Hayworth (R-Ariz.) is not backing off his claim that a six-and-a-half-year-old same-sex marriage ruling in Massachusetts could conceivably pave the way for men marrying horses.

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Liz Cheney Calls American Lawyers al Qaeda Terrorist Sympathizers

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Liz Cheney and Bill Kristol’s Keep America Safe organization released a web ad on Monday targeting yet-to-be named Justice Department lawyers who had worked on Guantanamo detainee issues as the “al Qaeda 7.” “Whose values do they share?” asked the ad over an image of seven silhouettes juxtaposed with images of Arabic men. When Politico’s Ben Smith first reported on the attack ad, he noted that it “questions the loyalties of Justice Department lawyers.”

But in an interview today on the Washington Times’ “America’s Morning News” radio show, Cheney denied that the ad questioned “anybody’s loyalty”:

HOLMES: Liz, good morning. So you released a fairly provocative ad, I have to say. And you ask the question “whose values” [does] Eric Holder share? In your view, whose values does he share?

CHENEY: Well, what the ad does — and actually it doesn’t question anybody’s loyalty. What the ad does is it says that there are nine lawyers in the Justice Department who used to represent al Qaeda terrorists and the Attorney General will only tell us who two of them are and we want the American people to have the right to know who the others are.

Guest host Amy Holmes continued to press Cheney on the point, repeating her question. “But your ad does raise the question ‘whose values’ does Eric Holder share. Who would you say?” Cheney dodged the question, stating that she thinks Holder “believes that you can defeat terror, you can win this war we’re engaged in by treating terrorism like law enforcement.”

Cheney is simply lying. Not only does the ad suggest that the lawyers might “share” the “values” of al Qaeda, but it also flashes an image of a headline from the far right Investor’s Business Daily asking if the Justice Department was the “Department of Jihad?” “Just whose side are they on?” asked the editorial.

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Friday, March 12, 2010

Beck Tells Christians That Giving to the Poor is Communist



WASHINGTON (ABP) -- Jim Wallis, a politically progressive evangelical and longtime advocate for the poor, said Christians should stop watching or listening to broadcaster Glenn Beck for remarks urging people to leave churches that preach "social justice."

The Fox News personality recently warned listeners on both his daily radio and television shows that the term used by many Christian churches to describe their efforts to address poverty and human rights is a "code word" for communism and Nazism.

I beg you, look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church website. If you find it, run as fast as you can," Beck said. "Social justice and economic justice, they are code words. Now, am I advising people to leave their church? Yes!"

Glenn Beck described "social justice" as a "code word" and "perversion of the gospel."



Beck responded on his March 11 radio show by mocking Wallis as a "leftist," "operative for the Democratic Party" and "dedicated foe of capitalism."

Even prominent conservative pundits are speaking out, denouncing his hysterics before he sinks the entire movement.

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

GOP Homophobia Continues...Is Bob McDonnell Gay Too or Just a Hateful Piece of Shit?

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Bob McDonnell issues an executive order allowing gay people to be fired, and Ken Cuccinelli says you can't be gay in college.



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McDonnell's move came amid widespread gay rights protests on college campuses in the week since state Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II directed the state's public colleges and universities to remove references to sexual orientation from their non-discrimination policies, the Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch reported. The Republican attorney general says only the General Assembly can extend to gays legal protection against non-discrimination.

As pure speculation and on behalf of theGOPisDEAD, we bet with hair that purdy and well kempt McDonnell will indeed come out of the closet soon. There is rumor he was caught with a DVD of "The Wizard of the Oz" in 3D, several tracks of Judy Garland singing, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," as well as a cassette tape of Paul Jabara and Paul Shaffer's 1979 "It's Raining Men" remix stashed in a black plastic bag.

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