Showing posts with label republicans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label republicans. Show all posts

Monday, April 26, 2010

UPDATE: Racial Profiling Gets GOP Backing


Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed a bill Friday that requires police in her state to determine whether a person is in the U.S. legally – a measure critics say will foster racial profiling.

The law requires immigrants to carry their alien registration documents at all times and requires police to question people if there is reason to suspect that they're in the country illegally. It also targets those who hire illegal immigrant day laborers or knowingly transport them.

theGOPisDEAD will go out on a limb here [NOT], and say get ready to be fucked with if you are a person of color. The GOP is backing this legislation knowing fucking well Latinos in this country will have placed on their collective backs; a giant, racist, piece of GOP shit bulls-eye.

This coming from the party that loves their cheap labor...this will be a spectacle to behold. Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Quote of the Day


Christianity, Pope Benedict claimed Sunday, directs believers towards "courage that doesn't let us be intimidated by the petty gossip of dominant opinion." Sphere: Related Content

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Junior Florida Republican Party staffer had $1.3 million charged to party credit card


She was a 25-year-old junior staffer when the Florida Republican Party gave her an American Express card.

"Over the next 2½ years, nearly $1.3 million in charges wound up on Melanie Phister's AmEx — $40,000 at a London hotel, and nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for indicted former House Speaker Ray Sansom, his wife and kids, for starters. Statements show thousands spent on jewelry, sporting goods and in one case $15,000 for what's listed as a month-long stay at a posh Miami Beach hotel, but which the party says was a forfeited deposit.

The credit card records, obtained by the St. Petersburg Times and Miami Herald, offer the latest behind-the-scenes look at extravagant and free-wheeling spending by the party touting fiscal restraint. Not only did certain elite legislative leaders have their own party credit cards to spend donors' money with little oversight, but Phister's records show these leaders also liberally used an underling's card — without her knowledge, she says." Read more

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Atheist to the World: Put the Pope on a Rope


Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, two of the world's most prominent atheist intellectuals, are seeking means to try the pope for crimes against humanity,

Last month Dawkins wrote a scathing article for the Washington Post in which he called the pope:
A leering old villain in a frock, who spent decades conspiring behind closed doors for the position he now holds; a man who believes he is infallible and acts the part; a man whose preaching of scientific falsehood is responsible for the deaths of countless AIDS victims in Africa; a man whose first instinct when his priests are caught with their pants down is to cover up the scandal and damn the young victims to silence.

Hitchens told the Sunday Times of London: "This man is not above or outside the law. The institutionalized concealment of child rape is a crime under any law and demands not private ceremonies of repentance or church-funded payoffs, but justice and punishment."


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Friday, April 9, 2010

NEWSFLASH: theGOPisDEAD Endorses PALIN/BACHMANN-2012!






Okay, this is a side-note and funny observation. theGOPisDEAD happened to watch this little shin-dig the other night and noticed that FOX NEWS cut the lights down real low during the interview with the two nutbags. Now I know we are a little batshit crazy ourselves here, but it did strike us as a little funny.

LOL, bare with us. As the cameraman scanned the crowd, it looked like a nice mix of white folk, black folk, and other peoples of color. :) Now stay with us....ROFL...at times it actually appeared to be a culturally diverse representation. BUT!!! Upon a closer inspection of what we thought our eyes were seeing at this KLAN rally, was in fact an illusion created by the casting of shadows across a sea of white faces. We thinks...FAUX NEWS dimmed those fucking lights on purpose. But, you be the judge:

BEFORE OUR PRO PHOTOSHOP EXPERTS GOT A HOLD OF THE IMAGE


AND AFTER WE SHED THE LIGHT ON THE LOCAL KLAN MEMBERS


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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Bob McDonnell Apology Not Accepted



Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell apologized Wednesday for leaving out any reference to slavery in his recent proclamation designating April as Confederate History Month, calling it a "major omission."

"There were any number of aspects to that conflict between the states. Obviously, it involved slavery. It involved other issues. But I focused on the ones I thought were most significant for Virginia."

"The failure to include any reference to slavery was a mistake, and for that I apologize to any fellow Virginian who has been offended or disappointed," McDonnell said in a written statement.

When will white middle aged men in this country stop trying to bring honor to an American holocaust? It will probably happen the moment that racism ends in this country...FUCKING NEVER. They show obtuse contempt toward the descendants of slavery because they cannot forget. The irony of McDonnell forgetting to mention slavery in the same breath as the civil war is repugnantly hateful; detestable; loathsome: and an abominable slight to say the least. So they want America to see their freak southern flag fly with pride, yet want those who lost entire generations of family to pure evil to just fade away in their memory's past. To even warrant that request ought to come with consequences...like a good ol' house burning, or noose around the neck while dangling from a local oak tree on the courthouse lawn.

It's sort of like the Catholic church who is currently demonizing the media for uncovering insurmountable evidence that its clergy has been sexually abusing children for decades if not longer.

The disgusting outrage they display because of being caught is a mind-fuck indeed. But don't let these creeps fool you, because they know what they are doing. Manipulating the public psyche; like one of their rape victims, who they believe deserves it. They fucking rape the mind again, and again, and again, until the victim denotes regret for causing the abusers so much pain, "I'm sorry I made you rape me."

theGOPisDEAD would like to tell McDonnell to fuck off in person, but I'm sure we'll never get that chance, like the millions of people who shed blood for his short memory.

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Friday, April 2, 2010

Wrong number: GOP pitch lists phone-sex hotline



The best thing the Republican Party can say about this week is, it's nearly over.


First came news that the Republican National Committee paid $1,946 for a gathering at a sex-themed Hollywood club, which a group of young Republicans had visited without RNC approval. The money is to be paid back.

Now it turns out the RNC inadvertently listed a phone-sex number on a fund-raising letter sent to potential donors. People who tried to call the committee were instead offered "live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl" for $2.99 a minute.



I know...right?! This shit sounds made up...even theGOPisDEAD couldn't have devised a better week for these fear mongering fucktards. But that's the thing about karma, [if you believe] it is a bitch. We're more of the what-comes-around-goes around-motherfucker type...and this week has been intoxicating watching the pejorative fallout as the family values party puts ten coats of paint on those white picket fences of theirs. No amount of latex in the world can cover up the rotting wood underneath. Sphere: Related Content

Friday, February 19, 2010

Really Bitch? Really? You Wanna Go There? Liz Cheney Slams Obama on Defense

We'll let this video crank up the heat around your collar...we here at theGOPisDEAD could barely watch this fucking dribble...



Domestic Terror Attacks During the Bush Years

Republicans are trying to rewrite history, thinking if they say their lies over and over, they will come true. It won't work at least for informed and clear thinking Americans.

9/11 – September 11, 2001, New York City. The World Trade Towers and some buildings nearby were taken down by two planes hitting the towers and in the ensuing conflagration. 2,997 people died at the hands of Al Qaeda members.

Islamic extremists hijacked United Airlines Flight 97 which was crashed into a field in Pennsylvania by some passengers killing 44, including 4 hijackers.

American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon, Washington, DC, killing 64 passengers and 125 on the ground. A total of 189 dead including the hijackers.

Anthrax attacks – starting September 18, 2001, Washington, DC, Yew York City and Boca Raton, Florida. Twenty two infected and five dead. Unsolved.

Jewish Defense League Mosque plot – December 11, 2001. Culver City, CA. The attempt to bomb a mosque by Irv Rubin and follower Earl Kruge was thwarted.

Shoe bomber attack – December 22, 2001, American Airlines flight 63, from Paris to Miami, diverted to Boston, MA after the attack was foiled. Richard Reid tried to explode one of his shoes containing explosives.

Beltway sniper attacks – October 2002, Washington DC, Maryland and Virginia. Ten dead and three wounded. Muslim John Muhammad was convicted and executed in 2009.

Abortion clinic attacks:

June 11, 2001 – Tacoma, WA, unsolved.

July 4, 2005- Palm Beach, Florida, arson, unsolved.

December 12, 2005: Shreveport, LA, Patricia Hughes and Jeremy Dunahoe threw a Molotov cocktail at a clinic.

September 13, 2006 – Davenport, Iowa David McMenemy crashed his car into the Edgerton Women's Care Center then started a fire.

April 25, 2007 – Austin, TX, A package with an explosive device in it was left at a woman's health clinic. Paul Ross Evans was found guilty.

May 9, 2007 – Virginia Beach, VA An unidentified person set fire to a Planned Parenthood clinic.

December 6, 2007 - Albuquerque, NM. Chad Altman and Sergio Baca were arrested for setting fire to Dr. Curtis Boyd's clinic.

Mailbox Bomber - started May 3, 2002, Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, Colorado, and Texas. A person planted bombs in mail boxes in those state and six people injured. Luke J. Helder was responsible but incompetent to stand trial.

El Al Ticket Counter attack – July 4, 2002. Los Angeles, CA at LAX. Two died plus the attacker, Hesham Mohamed Hadayet an Egyptian.

University of OK Stadium attack - October 1, 2005 – Norman,OK. One injury. The bomber Joel Henry Hinrichs III was wounded after he detonated a bomb near a packed football stadium.

Chapel Hill SUV attack – March 3, 2006, Chapel Hill, NC. Nine injured after Iranian Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar plowed into students on the campus.

Seattle Jewish Federation attack – July 28, 2006, Seattle, WA. One shot dead, five wounded by Naveed Afzal Haq.

San Francisco SUV attack - August 30, 2006 – San Francisco, CA. An Afghani Muslim, Omeed Aziz Popal hit 19 with his SUV and killed one.

Illinois shopping mall attack plot – December 22, 2006 – Chicago, IL. Attack foiled by U.S. agents. Derrick Shareef wanted to commit violent jihad.

Trolley Square Shooting - February 12, 2007, Salt Lake City, UT. Five dead and four wounded by a teenager, Sulejman Talović who was killed.

Fort Dix military base plot – May 7, 2007, Fort Dix, NY. Six radical Muslims planned to attack the base but the FBI foiled the plot.

Mexican Consulate attack – October 26, 2007, New York City. No injuries from two grenade looking bombs thrown at the consulate.

Knoxville Unitarian Universalist Church – July 27, 2008, Knoxville, TN. Two shot dead and seven injured by Jim David Adkisson.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Oral is DEAD!



joe: Oral is dead.

tim: What do you mean oral is dead? How can we live without oral?

joe: Yes. I'm afraid Oral has died.

tim: Well that is preposterous! What am I gonna do now? I love oral.

joe: What the hell are you talking about? We can all live without Oral. Oral was ignernt and bigoted.

tim: That's bullshit meng, just cause you can live without oral and you think it was ignorant doesn't mean the rest of us think so.

joe: NO STUPID...Oral f*cking Roberts is dead!

tim: Oh...[clears throat]...THANK GOD!

The right-wing has lost another champion of hate and the world breaths a sigh of relief. One more hatebreeder biting the dust never gets old. We here at theGOPisDEAD wanted to give a proper send off by giving our fans Oral.

RObErTs...that is.

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NEWSFLASH: Lieberman won't rule out run as Republican in 2012



WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Independent Sen. Joe Lieberman, a former Democrat who sits with Democratic caucus, said Tuesday that he would not rule out running for re-election in 2012 as a Republican.

REALLY?! NO SHIT. WE WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED IT, IF SOMEONE HADN'T TOLD US. LIEBERMAN YOU F*CKING COWARD...

YOU NEED TO BE WITH THE REPTILES.

GOOD RIDDANCE F*KEFACE

WE HAVE NEVER AGREED MORE WITH AN ELEVATOR. LISTEN AS AN INANIMATE OBJECT BLOWS THE LID OFF OF JOE LIEBERF*CKS EXPLANATION. 13 SECS IN...BLAH BLAH BLAH...EPIC FAIL. WE LOVE IT. ROFL!!!!

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Conservatives Have Lost Andrew Sullivan


Why Andrew Sullivan cannot support the "Conservative" party:

I cannot support a movement that claims to believe in limited government but backed an unlimited domestic and foreign policy presidency that assumed illegal, extra-constitutional dictatorial powers until forced by the system to return to the rule of law.

I cannot support a movement that exploded spending and borrowing and blames its successor for the debt.

I cannot support a movement that so abandoned government's minimal and vital role to police markets and address natural disasters that it gave us Katrina and the financial meltdown of 2008.

I cannot support a movement that holds torture as a core value.

I cannot support a movement that holds that purely religious doctrine should govern civil political decisions and that uses the sacredness of religious faith for the pursuit of worldly power.

I cannot support a movement that is deeply homophobic, cynically deploys fear of homosexuals to win votes, and gives off such a racist vibe that its share of the minority vote remains pitiful.

I cannot support a movement which has no real respect for the institutions of government and is prepared to use any tactic and any means to fight political warfare rather than conduct a political conversation.

I cannot support a movement that sees permanent war as compatible with liberal democratic norms and limited government.

I cannot support a movement that criminalizes private behavior in the war on drugs.

I cannot support a movement that would back a vice-presidential candidate manifestly unqualified and duplicitous because of identity politics and electoral cynicism.

I cannot support a movement that regards gay people as threats to their own families.

I cannot support a movement that does not accept evolution as a fact.

I cannot support a movement that sees climate change as a hoax and offers domestic oil exploration as the core plank of an energy policy.

I cannot support a movement that refuses ever to raise taxes, while proposing no meaningful reductions in government spending.

I cannot support a movement that refuses to distance itself from a demagogue like Rush Limbaugh or a nutjob like Glenn Beck.

I cannot support a movement that believes that the United States should be the sole global power, should sustain a permanent war machine to police the entire planet, and sees violence as the core tool for international relations.

Does this make me a "radical leftist" as Michelle Malkin would say? Emphatically not. But it sure disqualifies me from the current American right.

To paraphrase Reagan, I didn't leave the conservative movement. It left me.

And increasingly, I'm not alone.

Andrew Sullivan

YEP, couldn't have said it better ourselves.

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Monday, December 7, 2009

The Teabagger Party is the GOP's Ralph Nader 2012 Nightmare Come True



In a three-way Generic Ballot test, the latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds Democrats attracting 36% of the vote. The Tea Party candidate picks up 23%, and Republicans finish third at 18%. Another 22% are undecided.

Among voters not affiliated with either major party, the Tea Party comes out on top. Thirty-three percent (33%) prefer the Tea Party candidate, and 30% are undecided. Twenty-five percent (25%) would vote for a Democrat, and just 12% prefer the GOP.

What's in a name? theGOPisDEAD.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

New Study Shows Palin Followers Are At Least Smart As Clams


Sure you can find an idiot in every bunch, and we at theGOPisDEAD are not biased enough (yeah right) to know that goes for both sides of the political spectrum. Hell we here at theGOPisDEAD aren't that friggin bright. But, you do have to admit the reptilian far right has a special breed of stupid which is highlighted in this here video.

They say, "ignorance is bliss," yet fail to mention that the rest of us suffer the consequences of unrelenting stupidity. The rest of us have to walk among these lizard like creatures, that are dumb as a pile of f*cking rocks. And with 300+ million Americans roaming the streets that's a lot of rock. A Palin book signing is like a rock quarry Fred Flintstone himself would be proud of. In fact: Barney Rubble actually makes an appearance in support of Palin's new book. He's also a Steelers fan...who knew?

Yep, one thing is for sure about Palin, that woman can draw out the celebrities! So who else decides to show up for the Palin book signing? None other than SHREK himself (see 18 secs in)! Which apparently - and we are pissed as hell that no one told us - got a sex change?

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Christians Contract Aids from Hugging!

Just when you think these motherf*ckers are crazy enough on the far right. They go and up it a notch. It's the gift that keeps on giving to theGOPisDEAD. :)

Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.

To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.

Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.

At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.


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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

ACORN Exposure: EXPOSES RIGHT WING RATS


By now you all know the story about the "Pimp & Prostitute" who sought advice from ACORN on how to obtain government funding to set up a brothel, harbor under-aged children, and become involved in human-trafficking. A troubling and vile outcome to a rather slick, but not so complex investigative piece. Great work to the team who exposed this story.

Of course though, the "pimp & prostitute" were none other than two undercover right-wing reporters who have since released 4 videos capturing ACORN fraud, corruption, and malfeasance. Before we continue, let's get one thing straight - theGOPisDEAD does not condone by any stretch of the imagination the actions of the aforementioned ACORN workers. Those dumb-asses ought to have been fired. However, we would like to make certain observations...and expose these two reporters for just a moment.

The Pimp:

James O'Keefe served as Publications Coordinator at the Leadership Institute (a hardcore right-wing recruiting station), where he helped initiate 22 independent newspapers and magazines across college campuses nationwide. Boasting the conversion of progressive ideology and left-wing advocates into the next leaders of the conservative movement, O'Keefe is working hard to grow his homogeneous army of right-wing thinkers.

O'Keefe has given lectures on campus strategy and fundraising, preaching the gospel of Saul Alinsky. This is an important fact. Who is Alinsky you might ask? As a well-known community organizer and writer, Alinsky spent four decades organizing the poor for radical social action. In particular he fought hard to improve conditions of African-American ghettos which became a rather passionate issue after suffering the hardships of antisemitism throughout most of his life. The important thing to note is that O'Keefe used Alinsky's own philosophy against what he stood for.

The Prostitute:

"20-year-old Hannah Giles is a college student who became interested in exposing social injustice and the abuses of power when she attended her first conference in Washington, DC in 2007."

She is an aspiring journalist whose father is none other than conservative douchebag columnist Doug Giles. Wow, daddy has connections...surprise, surprise.

Okay. That's a little background on our two dodgy little investigative reporters.

Modus Operandi:

An observation:
So we have two f***ing privileged, hardcore, right-wing zealots, in the form of lily-white bread crackers like O'Keefe and Giles going into poor neighborhoods posing as a pimp and a prostitute to blow the lid off of unethical behavior? Well goddamn, you did it. Wow. Powerful reporting indeed. You rats. You're both so ingenious, so cool, so crafty.

Can anyone else smell the stench from these two f***ing albino rats? We here at theGOPisDEAD come from impoverished, derelict, and well honestly ignorant fauna just like the poor bastards at ACORN who didn't have one whole brain between them in all the videos put together. They didn't know their asses from a hole in the ground. H.R.? ACORN needs to clean f***ing house or shut the doors. We digress.

Point is, the sole motivation of these two rats was to bring down ACORN and more importantly shut down any debate on healthcare reform or progressive agendas. This sh** is so transparent that if you don't understand just how insidious their little stunt is, and how sick the motivation is behind their agenda...well then...put down the crack pipe and open your eyes cuz I'm about to bitch slap you. We won't even get into the ethics of this new agenda driven journalism. No code.

Giles who is interested in "exposing social injustice and the abuses of power" finds herself in the ghettos of America posing as a prostitute to expose injustice. Whah?

I'll say it again. Two white-bread, prim-rose crackers went to the ghetto to expose injustice and power abuse, using the faces of unsuspecting black Americans. It's enough to make you insane.

This was an ambush. But alas, justice was served up...and the poor reTARDS from ACORN were fired and sent back to their slums to think about what they did. The little rich white kids took their video tapes back to daddy and his friends to break the story.

The ACORN workers had no way to abuse power, because they didn't have any f***ing power. The only injustice is the nasty way this was done to people that just didn't know any better. Let's forget about the root of the problem and how life works against black America, disproportionately imprisoning black men, discounting young black kids in inner city schools, and in general leaving an entire culture of people to rot in an American wasteland. Meanwhile the white devil looms in the form of O'Keefe and Giles exposing a sick irony.

O'Keefe and Giles must be so full of themselves, so proud of what they have done. They must be shining stars back at Disney World.

For what you might ask?

To reach with their long arm of privilege, education, and white bigotry down deep into the throats of the poor - the powerless - and the under-privileged to yank out their collective guts with no remorse whatsoever, for the sole purpose of eradicating what they fear most - AN INTELLIGENT AFRICAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT wanting to help those that cannot help themselves.

Shame on you O'Keefe and Giles. Team rat.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

More Hardcore Rhetoric: Faithful World Baptist Church Pastor Wants Obama Dead


Okay theGOPisDEAD brought this pastor's sermon (see Holy Hell 8/28/09) to your attention in a previous post. In this video we are able to get up close and personal with the pastor as he comes dangerously close to eluding to assassination...albeit by GOD.

As you recall he has the likes of extremist right-wing nut, Christopher Broughton, that brought an assault rifle to an Obama event in Phoenix last week in his congregation. With this kind of rhetoric in his sermons...can you predict the next headline?



This just in...

Pastor thought to be passing out cups of Gerin oil to followers inducing Christian Zombi Ziontoxicity Complex:

"Gerin oil or geriniol is a fictional drug concocted by Richard Dawkins.

The first article, Gerin Oil, was published in an American secular humanism publication, Free Inquiry, in December 2003. It was popularized in an article titled Opiate of the Masses. It describes a dangerous legal drug "Gerin Oil" or "Geriniol." Dawkins blames its effects as being responsible for historic acts of violence such as the September 11th attacks, massacres of native South Americans by conquistadors, and the Salem Witch Trials.

According to Dawkins, users are often introduced to the drug at social gatherings such as weddings and funerals. In small amounts it is considered harmless, although its usage may increase over time. Medium usage of "Gerin Oil" is said to cause a disconnect with reality where users expect private wishes expressed to come true, often accompanied by spasmodic muscular movement or contraction. In large doses it is said to cause aural or visual hallucinations. He also links its use to child mutilation, sexual prohibition, and the tendency to smile when convicted of mass murder."

Christopher Hitchens included Dawkins' essay in his compilation The Portable Atheist.



Again, we here at theGOPisDEAD will let his comments speak for themselves.

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Monday, August 31, 2009

15 Point 14th Century Action Plan


theGOPisDEAD would like to bring your attention to a 93-page research paper written by a consummate reptile, Republican Bob McDonnell. In it he speaks about a Christian conservative worldview that criticizes "cohabitators, homosexuals and fornicators" and described working women and feminists "detrimental" to family values.

"The thesis was called "The Republican Party's Vision for the Family: The Compelling Issue of the Decade. It laid out very explicitly his vision for the role of government, as well as, his vision for a social agenda that should dominate governance, and it even went beyond just a personal political philosophy,"

"It had a 15-point action plan for how to implement that philosophy."

Meanwhile back at the farm the family values argument plays out as yet one more hypocritical montage after another. A heterogeneous mixture of f*** your way of life because my way is gonna get you into the pearly gates of heaven.

McDonnell's newly-discovered 1989 graduate thesis is quite a revelation that will most assuredly sink the GOP's 2012 bid for1600 Pennsylvania Ave. There is no shortage of wolf crying prophets in the GOP party. He is in good company with political martyrs like Palin striking the hot chord of damnation for all sinners/voters of 2012, which also coincides with other famous predictions for two-thousand and twelve's apocalypse now prophecy that foretells the end of the world...!!

It makes us wonder at theGOPisDEAD, just how far to use a pejorative term, that "bible thumpers" will go to aggressively push their Christian beliefs upon those of us who do not share them? Or a better question, just how long before people recognize this hateful pontification for what it truly is...tired ass dogmatic and inflexible ideology.

If all signs point to McDonnell's theory being propagated as the way to govern (G.W.B. take II), then run as fast as you can away from this crazy amalgamation of Fear and Prejudice (sequel to Fear & Loathing)! Oh yes we know your next observation reptile. "Well they (meaning we sinners, infidels, and despots) are assaulting Christians, family values, and Santa Claus so we're turn'n up the proverbial Jesus heat.

Most Republican bible thumpers which ironically seem to always intersect at the same creepy place as if all God fearing Christians come with the GOP brand and are concentrated in areas where the state is blood red with Amurican pride and rebel flags in cohabitation with yards upon yards of white sheets with holes cut in them. WTF? We digress...and run on.

Point is, dudes like McDonnell will give anything to have us believe it is bad to progress. It is bad to evolve. It is bad to be tolerant of others. It is bad to think critically. It is bad to empathize, understand, and intellectualize the differences between human beings. And most importantly, God hates some of his own creations.

Being all-knowing and all...wouldn't God have figured that s*** out before spinning the pottery wheel to make a new bowl or plate? We can see it now, God says, "DAMN it! I made another gay ass coffee mug!"

He wants us to believe that God only loves those who think the way he thinks. He wants us to believe in the power of a loving God that creates individuals like him that hate every other thing...not like him. We say, he can suck it. And by "It" we mean...he can suck it good...as the tabloids read, "McDonnell Caught With Tranny, Transgendered, Hermaphrodite, Mormon Hooker!" Hey, theGOPisDEAD can dream. ;)

If such a headline ever comes to pass...we won't say, I told you so. \M/ (heavy metal horns)

We love this guy!!! He is the gift that keeps giving to the Republican party. The more they spew this vomit...and ignorance towards others...the deeper in that cave they go until they disappear like the dinosaurs they denounce. Self-fulfilled prophecy.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

*WARNING* | REPTILE ALERT | KNOW WHAT TO DO!

theGOPisDEAD crew just completed an intensive study of the reptilian right. We would like to share some information and warning signs to help you recognize one when you spot it! Careful though, due to the tiny size of the reptilian brain...it may appear somewhat vapid or listless, tricking you into a brain-dead conversation about guns, god, and gays. They have also been known to bite a can of Budweiser clean into! Approach with caution.

Reptiles, or members of the class Reptilia, are air-breathing, generally "cold-blooded" (poikilothermic) amniotes that generally have skin covered in scales or scutes. They are tetrapods (having or having descended from vertebrates with four limbs) and lay amniote eggs, whose embryos are surrounded by the amnion membrane. Modern reptiles inhabit every continent with the exception of Antarctica, and four living orders are currently recognized:

The majority of reptile species are oviparous (egg-laying) although certain species of squamates are capable of giving live birth. This is achieved, either through ovoviviparity (egg retention), or viviparity (offspring born without use of calcified eggs). Many of the viviparous species feed their fetuses through various forms of placenta analogous to those of mammals with some providing initial care for their hatchlings. Extant reptiles range in size from a tiny gecko, Sphaerodactylus ariasae, that grows to only 1.6 cm (0.6 in), to the saltwater crocodile that may reach 6 m in length and weigh over 1,000 kg. The science dealing with reptiles is called herpetology.

See the video below as this poor victim falls into the grips of a scaly far-right female specimen:

*WARNING* This is graphic footage of a reptile devouring a Jewish citizen with its powerful intellect *NOT*. Listen carefully to the end of the video as it displays its reTARD mating call.


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Friday, August 14, 2009

Thought of the day

I think it's utterly grotesque that either side is using our elderly as pawns in the healthcare reform debate. Both sides may argue policy, however certain principles in my mind is irrefutable. There has to be a sense of humanity as we negate one another's ideas, philosophies, and opinions. There is no civility left in our struggle to come to a genuine consensus. At the end of the day, how we treat our elderly, and less fortunate may be the greatest measure of any society. As I see it now...we are at an all time low.

A sad commentary indeed.

Hmmm that is a very serious and contemplative thought. Maybe far too serious for this blog.

Okay in theGOPisDEAD style:

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