Showing posts with label d.c. rally. Show all posts
Showing posts with label d.c. rally. Show all posts

Friday, April 2, 2010

Wrong number: GOP pitch lists phone-sex hotline



The best thing the Republican Party can say about this week is, it's nearly over.


First came news that the Republican National Committee paid $1,946 for a gathering at a sex-themed Hollywood club, which a group of young Republicans had visited without RNC approval. The money is to be paid back.

Now it turns out the RNC inadvertently listed a phone-sex number on a fund-raising letter sent to potential donors. People who tried to call the committee were instead offered "live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl" for $2.99 a minute.



I know...right?! This shit sounds made up...even theGOPisDEAD couldn't have devised a better week for these fear mongering fucktards. But that's the thing about karma, [if you believe] it is a bitch. We're more of the what-comes-around-goes around-motherfucker type...and this week has been intoxicating watching the pejorative fallout as the family values party puts ten coats of paint on those white picket fences of theirs. No amount of latex in the world can cover up the rotting wood underneath. Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Congressman Grayson Unloading a Full Can...O'Whoopass

"We have now reached the level of absurdity. The right has fermented a national nervous break-down. They keep pushing the panic button on their followers over and over and over again; and try to get them stoked on hatred and fear, and they've succeeded..."



Grayson's 5 year old takes a phone call...and is threatened with violence.


Two dudes walked up to me the other day, and one of them punches me square in the teeth. He then frantically dials 911 and is balling his eyes out, screaming that I just attacked him. The police come...and I am arrested as the two describe how they were victimized. A true mind-fuck.

How to become a victim...
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

NEWSFLASH: Lieberman won't rule out run as Republican in 2012



WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Independent Sen. Joe Lieberman, a former Democrat who sits with Democratic caucus, said Tuesday that he would not rule out running for re-election in 2012 as a Republican.

REALLY?! NO SHIT. WE WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED IT, IF SOMEONE HADN'T TOLD US. LIEBERMAN YOU F*CKING COWARD...

YOU NEED TO BE WITH THE REPTILES.

GOOD RIDDANCE F*KEFACE

WE HAVE NEVER AGREED MORE WITH AN ELEVATOR. LISTEN AS AN INANIMATE OBJECT BLOWS THE LID OFF OF JOE LIEBERF*CKS EXPLANATION. 13 SECS IN...BLAH BLAH BLAH...EPIC FAIL. WE LOVE IT. ROFL!!!!

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Monday, September 14, 2009

9/12 Project | The Last Front in the War on Poverty



theGOPisDEAD
sat back and watched the protesters descend on our nation's capitol this weekend, to protest against President Obama's agenda in the form of the 9/12 Project. We couldn't help but to contemplate the irony of the situation.

The whole effort has been touted as a grass roots movement, "of the people", they say. It's been reported by the likes of Glenn Beck, Limbaugh, and others that the protesters are regular everyday working class citizens standing up for their rights.

Which prompted us to recall a dramatic documentary film, The American Ruling Class (2007), written by Lewis H. Lapham and directed by John Kirby that "explores our country’s most taboo topic: class, power and privilege in our nominally democratic republic."[1] It seeks to answer the question, "Does America have a ruling class?" To which we wondered, of those individuals who protested a president trying to bring healthcare to a segment of the population in desperate need; were they part of a ruling class, and drowning out the voices of those whom it would benefit most? Are they the voices of Glenn Beck who had found his niche in the form of FEAR for profit? He is good, we'll give him that. He knows how to plug into the darkest, most sinister depths of a persons fear and rally them around his message. He will take a windfall profit of their hard earned $$$$ this year. He is a great success...a profiteer to the detriment of others.

So who were the protesters? Were they just angry citizens that earn a minimum wage and are purely against the ideology of the other side, because clearly they would benefit under a single payer system? Were they people that have plenty of everything? Healthcare? A nice home? A retirement? A trust fund? Who were they?

We scanned the sea of pale white faces, and drooping belt lines with belly fat lunging over like whale blubber, and saw a homogeneous collage of fearful, paranoid citizenry. Clearly not hungry. Clearly happy. Cleary not impoverished. What we saw had an unwavering constant flowing through the streets shouting esoteric chants that can only be mistaken as unreasonable, and full of blissful ignorance.

"To what end, the genius of the Wall Street banks and the force of the Pentagon's colossal weapons? Where does America discover the wisdom to play with its wonderful toys?" The possible answers move beyond the hollow category of party affiliation and into the heart of American Oligarchy itself.

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Letcho' Freak Flag Fly! D.C. Rally of the Sheeple



We here at theGOPisDEAD would like to dedicate this here video to the Teabaggers, Glenny Beck's 912 Projecters, Birthers, and their kin for their scintillating cattle herding, hogtie in DC this weekend on our National Mall.
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