Oral is DEAD!

joe: Oral is dead.

tim: What do you mean oral is dead? How can we live without oral?

joe: Yes. I'm afraid Oral has died.

tim: Well that is preposterous! What am I gonna do now? I love oral.

joe: What the hell are you talking about? We can all live without Oral. Oral was ignernt and bigoted.

tim: That's bullshit meng, just cause you can live without oral and you think it was ignorant doesn't mean the rest of us think so.

joe: NO STUPID...Oral f*cking Roberts is dead!

tim: Oh...[clears throat]...THANK GOD!

The right-wing has lost another champion of hate and the world breaths a sigh of relief. One more hatebreeder biting the dust never gets old. We here at theGOPisDEAD wanted to give a proper send off by giving our fans Oral.

RObErTs...that is.

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9/12 Project | The Last Front in the War on Poverty

theGOPisDEAD sat back and watched the protesters descend on our nation's capitol this weekend, to protest against President Obama's agenda in the form of the 9/12 Project. We couldn't help but to contemplate the irony of the situation.

The whole effort has been touted as a grass roots movement, "of the people", they say. It's been reported by the likes of Glenn Beck, Limbaugh, and others that the protesters are regular everyday working class citizens standing up for their rights.

Which prompted us to recall a dramatic documentary film, The American Ruling Class (2007), written by Lewis H. Lapham and directed by John Kirby that "explores our country’s most taboo topic: class, power and privilege in our nominally democratic republic."^[1] It seeks to answer the question, "Does America have a ruling class?" To which we wondered, of those individuals who protested a president trying to bring healthcare to a segment of the population in desperate need; were they part of a ruling class, and drowning out the voices of those whom it would benefit most? Are they the voices of Glenn Beck who had found his niche in the form of FEAR for profit? He is good, we'll give him that. He knows how to plug into the darkest, most sinister depths of a persons fear and rally them around his message. He will take a windfall profit of their hard earned $$$$ this year. He is a great success...a profiteer to the detriment of others.

So who were the protesters? Were they just angry citizens that earn a minimum wage and are purely against the ideology of the other side, because clearly they would benefit under a single payer system? Were they people that have plenty of everything? Healthcare? A nice home? A retirement? A trust fund? Who were they?

We scanned the sea of pale white faces, and drooping belt lines with belly fat lunging over like whale blubber, and saw a homogeneous collage of fearful, paranoid citizenry. Clearly not hungry. Clearly happy. Cleary not impoverished. What we saw had an unwavering constant flowing through the streets shouting esoteric chants that can only be mistaken as unreasonable, and full of blissful ignorance.

"To what end, the genius of the Wall Street banks and the force of the Pentagon's colossal weapons? Where does America discover the wisdom to play with its wonderful toys?" The possible answers move beyond the hollow category of party affiliation and into the heart of American Oligarchy itself.

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15 Point 14th Century Action Plan

theGOPisDEAD would like to bring your attention to a 93-page research paper written by a consummate reptile, Republican Bob McDonnell. In it he speaks about a Christian conservative worldview that criticizes "cohabitators, homosexuals and fornicators" and described working women and feminists "detrimental" to family values.

"The thesis was called "The Republican Party's Vision for the Family: The Compelling Issue of the Decade. It laid out very explicitly his vision for the role of government, as well as, his vision for a social agenda that should dominate governance, and it even went beyond just a personal political philosophy,"

"It had a 15-point action plan for how to implement that philosophy."

Meanwhile back at the farm the family values argument plays out as yet one more hypocritical montage after another. A heterogeneous mixture of f*** your way of life because my way is gonna get you into the pearly gates of heaven.

McDonnell's newly-discovered 1989 graduate thesis is quite a revelation that will most assuredly sink the GOP's 2012 bid for1600 Pennsylvania Ave. There is no shortage of wolf crying prophets in the GOP party. He is in good company with political martyrs like Palin striking the hot chord of damnation for all sinners/voters of 2012, which also coincides with other famous predictions for two-thousand and twelve's apocalypse now prophecy that foretells the end of the world...!!

It makes us wonder at theGOPisDEAD, just how far to use a pejorative term, that "bible thumpers" will go to aggressively push their Christian beliefs upon those of us who do not share them? Or a better question, just how long before people recognize this hateful pontification for what it truly is...tired ass dogmatic and inflexible ideology.

If all signs point to McDonnell's theory being propagated as the way to govern (G.W.B. take II), then run as fast as you can away from this crazy amalgamation of Fear and Prejudice (sequel to Fear & Loathing)! Oh yes we know your next observation reptile. "Well they (meaning we sinners, infidels, and despots) are assaulting Christians, family values, and Santa Claus so we're turn'n up the proverbial Jesus heat.

Most Republican bible thumpers which ironically seem to always intersect at the same creepy place as if all God fearing Christians come with the GOP brand and are concentrated in areas where the state is blood red with Amurican pride and rebel flags in cohabitation with yards upon yards of white sheets with holes cut in them. WTF? We digress...and run on.

Point is, dudes like McDonnell will give anything to have us believe it is bad to progress. It is bad to evolve. It is bad to be tolerant of others. It is bad to think critically. It is bad to empathize, understand, and intellectualize the differences between human beings. And most importantly, God hates some of his own creations.

Being all-knowing and all...wouldn't God have figured that s*** out before spinning the pottery wheel to make a new bowl or plate? We can see it now, God says, "DAMN it! I made another gay ass coffee mug!"

He wants us to believe that God only loves those who think the way he thinks. He wants us to believe in the power of a loving God that creates individuals like him that hate every other thing...not like him. We say, he can suck it. And by "It" we mean...he can suck it good...as the tabloids read, "McDonnell Caught With Tranny, Transgendered, Hermaphrodite, Mormon Hooker!" Hey, theGOPisDEAD can dream. ;)

If such a headline ever comes to pass...we won't say, I told you so. \M/ (heavy metal horns)

We love this guy!!! He is the gift that keeps giving to the Republican party. The more they spew this vomit...and ignorance towards others...the deeper in that cave they go until they disappear like the dinosaurs they denounce. Self-fulfilled prophecy.

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