Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Trouble With Paul: Corporate Scum Ought to Be Able to Discriminate

Most TEABAGGERs vehemently oppose the notion their movement is a racist, bigoted, mob of fat-pissed-off-old-white people, clinging to the 1950s with the death-grip on yesterday. And yet, the highly backed Tea Party Favorite Rand Paul who Won the Senate GOP Primary in Kentucky has stated in several interviews that he disagrees with several provisions of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

While in full denial, racist euphemisms swirl about in the vestibule of a teabagger's mouth; caught between the lips and teeth are the excruciatingly painful words nigger, faggot, and spic a.k.a. illegal aliens; coiled like a fucking rattlesnake ready to strike with hate-filled venom.

The problem with Paul...

The under-current of Paul's policy seems harmless enough as he uses humor, and the well-known "Paul family snicker" to implicitly brush off the notion he is okay with discrimination, and the institutional foulness of racism. But as we see it, he is a lily-white corporations wet-dream...come true...opposing the Federal enforcement of laws that protect U.S. citizens from being categorized as employees, customers, or suppliers on the basis of their race, cast, color, or creed.

Standing by corporations right to profile, Paul thinks it's only fair that minorities may be perceived in a negative way as compared to other races because he believes it is within a company's natural right to do so. theGOPisDEAD finds it hard to believe the likes of one famous Brit, John Locke would agree with his interpretation of "natural rights" in terms of property. While we understand that ownership gives certain rights, we don't believe a corporation is a person but an institute that relies on a market of diversity. IF you sell shoes, whose feet belong in them? When do we step with those same shoes, on the natural rights of others? IS ownership a ticket to discriminate as you see fit? It's a hard question. But we think out there in the cosmos where ideology meets truth...we think it's larger than simple ownership that determines the fate of discrimination. IF ownership were the end-all to do whatever one pleases to others...the U.S. would still have slaves as a natural right, and generations of families that were thought of as commodity could not drink from the same fountain as our white counter-parts. We could be dead wrong...but fuck that. Maybe he thinks all LAW stops at the threshold of any corporation's door? IF a corporation is able to practice deserves to disappear forever like the scum-sucking racist Tea Party movement that is so giddy over Paul.

Paul will deny he is racist, but does not deny he disagrees with keeping racial profiling or otherwise in our dark & dismal U.S. past where it belongs.

There is no room for his kind of thinking and his slight of hand on the subject reveals the underlying tone of a movement in denial. The Tea Party is nothing more than a movement trying to shed the stigma it deserves, and would give anything to roll back the clock to an era of hate.

The trouble with Dr. Paul is that despite his independent thinking, much of what he stands for is repulsive to people in the mainstream. For instance, he holds an unacceptable view of civil rights, saying that while the federal government can enforce integration of government jobs and facilities, private business people should be able to decide whether they want to serve black people, or gays, or any other minority group.

Mark our words...this is NOT going to go away.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Family Values Tour: Mark Souder & the Lonely Staffer

theGOPisDEAD is mischievously pleased to announce that yet another "Family Values" hypocrite has fallen from grace. Indiana Republican Rep. Mark Souder acknowledged an affair with a staffer Tuesday and unexpectedly announced his resignation. Further adding that his pecker over-took his good christian moral judgment. He plans to sue his pecker for defamation of character.

In an interview with FOX NEWS...

"I will not stand idly by and allow this to happen to my family. The damage my pecker has done is disgraceful, and I will fight to the bitter end against this evil monster that has attacked the core of my pious faith. I have sex with my wife once a year to procreate, and that's it!" he stated. "I swear to all of my christian brothers and sisters that my pecker has ruined my life, and he is nothing more than a faithless, GODless prick that is going to burn hell."

The law of defamation is supposed to protect people's reputations from unfair attack from wondering, reckless peckers. In practice its main effect is to protect powerful people from their own misgivings, lustful ventures, and hypocritical mishaps; otherwise known as "GETTING CAUGHT WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND."

The eight-term congressman apologized for his actions but provided no details.

"I am so ashamed to have hurt the ones I love," he said at a news conference in Fort Wayne. "I am sorry to have let so many friends down, people who have worked so hard for me."


Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Quote of the Day

stupid redneck complements of Ron Wharton | artist out of san diego, ca

Speaking at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina, Palin claimed that some in the media have tried to portray members of the Tea Party movement as "violent or racist or rednecks."

"And I don't really have a problem with the redneck part of it, to tell you the truth. I don't," the former vice presidential candidate told the crowd. "That's fine with me." Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Family Values Tour: George Rekers & the Lonely Bell-end

I dance with glee to the tune of white picket fences, 2 beautiful toe-headed children in private school, a wife that cooks and cleans my cyan bungalow with black shutters; filled with antiquities. My spic-n-span royal blue Volvo station-wagon glistens in the port. Our sweet Golden-doodle waits at the gate everyday, as I return home to my loving abode. Yes, I am a "family man, with a family plan." And like Norman Rockwell's Daughter Welcoming Father Home illustration I leave the day behind and place a gentle peck on my wife's cheek, and ask, "what's for din-din honey," I'm starving.

I've spent my life and built a career fighting the good fight, protecting the vulnerable from the evil world. A world where monsters prey on our family values, and erode the very fiber of society; wreaking havoc on the foundation of our christian virtues.

GOD is a good god, and will punish those enslaved in the decay that is homosexuality, infidelity, and lust. I will be his soldier and go out into the world to mission for his cause. I will strike fear into the hearts of the sinners with my holy words and condemn them ALL to hell!! This is my promise to the upright citizens of GOD that I carry the sword of truth, and will strike thee with vengeance from my pious pulpit, slashing with the blade of glory...and slay thy GAY!

Then I go to the east-side to get my dick sucked by brad. That's how I roll bitches. ;)

The self-loathing, hate monger, and anti-gay rights activist who recently toured Europe with a male escort has resigned from a group that promotes counseling for people who "struggle with unwanted homosexuality," though the man insists that he is not gay.George Rekers resigned from the board of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality, the group's website said Tuesday.

"I am immediately resigning my membership in NARTH to allow myself the time necessary to fight the false media reports that have been made against me," Rekers said in a statement posted on the group's website. "With the assistance of a defamation attorney, I will fight these false reports because I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever.

"I am not gay and never have been," the statement said.

Yep, theGOPisDEAD is always happy to shed light on yet another fucking bigoted reptile spouting their family values bullshit, then getting caught sucking off the bell-end. Rekers is just another example of what hardcore right-wing repression can do to the soul...trapping it in the purgatory of a life lived in the shame of ignorance.

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Fresh on the heels of a new immigration law that has led to calls to boycott her state, Arizona's governor has signed a bill banning ethnic studies classes. Sphere: Related Content

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Brown Town - Suck it Down

Let's just get right to it -- Michaeal "Go Fuck Yourself Lower 9th Ward, New Orleans" Brown, former FEMA chief and a reptile so in need of a colon cleanse that Bush II had to remove the crony bastard from office a la the Hurricane Katrina debacle, has the gall... no.. the nerve... no...the balls... no...the extreme fucking mental retardation to go on national TV and "slam" the Obama administration for using the current oil slick disaster in the Gulf as a means to curtail offshore drilling.

What a fucking tool. You sir, are a class-act GOPer fo' sure.

And what star "news" network decided to let this ass-hat spout his mouth vomit? Oh, you guessed it right...

[Shithead] told Fox News' "Your World with Neil Cavuto" that the oil slick is "exactly what they want, because now he can pander to the environmentalists and say, 'I'm going to shut it down because it's too dangerous.' While Mexico and China and everybody else drills in the Gulf, we're going to get shut down."

His reasoning behind his mastermind theory? A 2008 interview Obama gave where he described wanting to create strong cap-and-trade regulations. Mmmhmmm...
So, let's just gloss over the last 2+ years of Obama interviews, speeches, and policies, shall we? Yeah, he wants to invest heavily in sustainable energy infrastructure. No doubt. But as recently as LAST MONTH, Obama proposed opening up vast areas to off-shore drilling... something that has utterly angered environmentalists. Perhaps this is the pragmatic side of Obama, realizing there's no one simple solution. But c'mon... the guy is going to just put policies in motion only to rig an oil well to explode so he has a reason to back out?


Thankfully Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, called out Fox on this stupidity...

"You should call headquarters, my friend," Gibbs said. "Ask for somebody who makes the decisions to put people like that -- because I've got to tell you, Wendell, I'm not entirely sure that a factual answer that I might give to any one of your questions is going to change the notion that your network put out the former FEMA director to make an accusation that the well had been purposely set off in order to change an offshore drilling decision."

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