NEWSFLASH: theGOPisDEAD Endorses PALIN/BACHMANN-2012!

Okay, this is a side-note and funny observation. theGOPisDEAD happened to watch this little shin-dig the other night and noticed that FOX NEWS cut the lights down real low during the interview with the two nutbags. Now I know we are a little batshit crazy ourselves here, but it did strike us as a little funny.

LOL, bare with us. As the cameraman scanned the crowd, it looked like a nice mix of white folk, black folk, and other peoples of color. :) Now stay with us....ROFL...at times it actually appeared to be a culturally diverse representation. BUT!!! Upon a closer inspection of what we thought our eyes were seeing at this KLAN rally, was in fact an illusion created by the casting of shadows across a sea of white faces. We thinks...FAUX NEWS dimmed those fucking lights on purpose. But, you be the judge:

BEFORE OUR PRO PHOTOSHOP EXPERTS GOT A HOLD OF THE IMAGE


AND AFTER WE SHED THE LIGHT ON THE LOCAL KLAN MEMBERS


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The Teabagger Party is the GOP's Ralph Nader 2012 Nightmare Come True

In a three-way Generic Ballot test, the latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds Democrats attracting 36% of the vote. The Tea Party candidate picks up 23%, and Republicans finish third at 18%. Another 22% are undecided.

Among voters not affiliated with either major party, the Tea Party comes out on top. Thirty-three percent (33%) prefer the Tea Party candidate, and 30% are undecided. Twenty-five percent (25%) would vote for a Democrat, and just 12% prefer the GOP.

What's in a name? theGOPisDEAD.

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Christians Contract Aids from Hugging!

Just when you think these motherf*ckers are crazy enough on the far right. They go and up it a notch. It's the gift that keeps on giving to theGOPisDEAD. :)

Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.

To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.

Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.

At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.

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