Big Government is Coming for Yo Keeeids

Unlike the apocalyptic nihilism of the far-right most agree that terrorism is less dangerous to society than driving a fucking car.

Example: For every person that dies globally due to a terrorist attack, 58 people in the U.S. alone die due to the lack of healthcare.

You have a better chance at being killed by a drunk driver than a suicide bomber.

The problem with you people is how FUCKING screwed up your logic is.

You reptiles constantly tout your anti-government sentiment yet each and everyday send your rat-fink offspring to our public schools, read books from your local public library, call 911 when your redneck piece of shit husband beats your ass, and dial for assistance when the ol' trailer is on fire from your kerosene heater exploding, burning that turd stained shag rug you bought from the dollar store. And must we actually point out...this is a democracy? You say government is the enemy...well blame yourself dumb-ass...you vote them in. Just another reptilian strawman argument. PATHETIC.

Yep you're pro life. Pro war. Pro gun. Pro family. Pro freedom. Pro bible. Anti-gay. Pro racist. Anti-government. Anti-abortion. Pro tax-cut...and anti-deficit. Each one negating the fucking other.

Anti-healthcare reform against your own interest:

Working families are experiencing double-digit increases in the costs of health insurance, more out-of-pocket costs for doctor visits and skyrocketing prices for prescriptions, forcing many to delay getting needed medical care or worse—to decline coverage for themselves or their families because of cost. Health care costs are rising at five times the rate of inflation.

"The people who most dislike the whole idea of health-care reform - the ones who think it is socialist, godless, a step on the road to a police state are often the ones it seems designed to help". "Why are so many American voters enraged by attempts to change a horribly inefficient system that leaves them with premiums they often cannot afford? Why do they defend insurance companies that routinely deny claims and cancel policies?"

"The voters' preference for emotional engagement over reasonable argument has allowed the Republican Party to blind them to their own real interests. The Republicans know how to stoke up resentment against the patronizing liberal elite, all those do-gooders who assume they know what poor people ought to be thinking. Right-wing politics has become a vehicle for channeling this popular anger against intellectual snobs. The result is that many of America's poorest citizens have a deep emotional attachment to a party that serves the interests of its richest. You vote to strike a blow against elitism and you receive a social order in which wealth is more concentrated than ever before in our life time, workers have been stripped of power, and CEOs are rewarded in a manner that is beyond imagining".

-Thomas Frank, author of What's the Matter With Kansas?

An American Tax Revolt

You have named an entire movement after an American tax revolt from 1773; and have brought together a loose coalition of neo-conservatives, fat-ass-old-white-people, and libertarians united by anger over “big government,” taxes, and the federal deficit, yet 95% of those in this fucked up cult-O-klan members received a TAX DECREASE from the current administration. A new national poll of interviewed TEABAGGERS revealed that only 2% of you knew anything about a tax cut. It's quite shameful, to name your movement after said tax revolt...and know nothing about your own goddamn tax decrease. LOL...golden.

Your crazy movement has even prompted CPAC to take on the likes of Glenn Beck as its keynote speaker and is suppose to represent the NEW GOP.

We will stand back...and watch this one as the tears roll down our faces from the uncontrollable laughter.

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Hero of the Day: Cheney's Failing Heart

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Son, your answers are so old, I have forgotten the questions.

Two very nice pieces today on some of the hot air coming out of CrapPac. We'd like to simply refer you to both articles as they are a lot more cohesive than the blistering anger rants we tend to favor.

In the first, The Root's Dayo Olopade discusses her experiences at the revisionist history convention.

It may not be Beck's job to think policy--or even tell the truth. But with his help, the Republican Party (not officially affiliated with CPAC) seems to encourage and exploit the diminishing national attention span-producing not just Beck, but junior flacks like Jason Mattera, climate change-denying lobbyists turned "analysts" and so-called "journalists" who practice no such thing. It also forces mild-mannered moderates like Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty to pander openly via misogynistic jokes about Tiger Woods' wife. And it degrades everyone's understanding of what on earth is going on in America.

So Ron Paul comes out of the convention as the straw poll winner, to the boos of many in attendance. That's gold, baby. And speaking of which, David Frum has a nice think piece on why Paul and his idiot cronies also have serious amnesia and an aversion to historical facts behind one of his tenants -- a return to the gold standard. It's worth the read, even if you aren't well versed in economic theory.

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Ann Coulter is a Tired Cunt

We hate this bitch. One can only assume she's this perpetually vile as a result of being gang-raped by a meth lab cartel. There's little doubt the trauma caused her to give up the drugs, however.

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Really Bitch? Really? You Wanna Go There? Liz Cheney Slams Obama on Defense

We'll let this video crank up the heat around your collar...we here at theGOPisDEAD could barely watch this fucking dribble...



Domestic Terror Attacks During the Bush Years

Republicans are trying to rewrite history, thinking if they say their lies over and over, they will come true. It won't work at least for informed and clear thinking Americans.

9/11 – September 11, 2001, New York City. The World Trade Towers and some buildings nearby were taken down by two planes hitting the towers and in the ensuing conflagration. 2,997 people died at the hands of Al Qaeda members.

Islamic extremists hijacked United Airlines Flight 97 which was crashed into a field in Pennsylvania by some passengers killing 44, including 4 hijackers.

American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon, Washington, DC, killing 64 passengers and 125 on the ground. A total of 189 dead including the hijackers.

Anthrax attacks – starting September 18, 2001, Washington, DC, Yew York City and Boca Raton, Florida. Twenty two infected and five dead. Unsolved.

Jewish Defense League Mosque plot – December 11, 2001. Culver City, CA. The attempt to bomb a mosque by Irv Rubin and follower Earl Kruge was thwarted.

Shoe bomber attack – December 22, 2001, American Airlines flight 63, from Paris to Miami, diverted to Boston, MA after the attack was foiled. Richard Reid tried to explode one of his shoes containing explosives.

Beltway sniper attacks – October 2002, Washington DC, Maryland and Virginia. Ten dead and three wounded. Muslim John Muhammad was convicted and executed in 2009.

Abortion clinic attacks:

June 11, 2001 – Tacoma, WA, unsolved.

July 4, 2005- Palm Beach, Florida, arson, unsolved.

December 12, 2005: Shreveport, LA, Patricia Hughes and Jeremy Dunahoe threw a Molotov cocktail at a clinic.

September 13, 2006 – Davenport, Iowa David McMenemy crashed his car into the Edgerton Women's Care Center then started a fire.

April 25, 2007 – Austin, TX, A package with an explosive device in it was left at a woman's health clinic. Paul Ross Evans was found guilty.

May 9, 2007 – Virginia Beach, VA An unidentified person set fire to a Planned Parenthood clinic.

December 6, 2007 - Albuquerque, NM. Chad Altman and Sergio Baca were arrested for setting fire to Dr. Curtis Boyd's clinic.

Mailbox Bomber - started May 3, 2002, Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, Colorado, and Texas. A person planted bombs in mail boxes in those state and six people injured. Luke J. Helder was responsible but incompetent to stand trial.

El Al Ticket Counter attack – July 4, 2002. Los Angeles, CA at LAX. Two died plus the attacker, Hesham Mohamed Hadayet an Egyptian.

University of OK Stadium attack - October 1, 2005 – Norman,OK. One injury. The bomber Joel Henry Hinrichs III was wounded after he detonated a bomb near a packed football stadium.

Chapel Hill SUV attack – March 3, 2006, Chapel Hill, NC. Nine injured after Iranian Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar plowed into students on the campus.

Seattle Jewish Federation attack – July 28, 2006, Seattle, WA. One shot dead, five wounded by Naveed Afzal Haq.

San Francisco SUV attack - August 30, 2006 – San Francisco, CA. An Afghani Muslim, Omeed Aziz Popal hit 19 with his SUV and killed one.

Illinois shopping mall attack plot – December 22, 2006 – Chicago, IL. Attack foiled by U.S. agents. Derrick Shareef wanted to commit violent jihad.

Trolley Square Shooting - February 12, 2007, Salt Lake City, UT. Five dead and four wounded by a teenager, Sulejman Talović who was killed.

Fort Dix military base plot – May 7, 2007, Fort Dix, NY. Six radical Muslims planned to attack the base but the FBI foiled the plot.

Mexican Consulate attack – October 26, 2007, New York City. No injuries from two grenade looking bombs thrown at the consulate.

Knoxville Unitarian Universalist Church – July 27, 2008, Knoxville, TN. Two shot dead and seven injured by Jim David Adkisson.

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Old, White, and Fucking Lame

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Biden and Chaney duke it out in a war of words...this week.

The only thing the two of them seemed to agree about was sending a lot more soldiers over to Afghanistan to get killed or blown up. Cheney, famous lover of any war he doesn't have to fight, said he was a "complete supporter" of the escalation of the conflict there.

So, he and Joe Biden gave us more conflict Sunday, the kind television is addicted to by now like a narcotic. We hear constantly about the "mainstream media" in this country, whether it is left or right or red or blue. You know what the mainstream media really is? It is days like yesterday.

It is two old white guys like this giving you more of the white noise of American politics.

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Observation

The United States of America's state legislators add up to a bunch of old, tired, rich, lily white motherfuckers that have been running their dirty pool for far too long. Below is a break down of just who represents a constituency of the most diverse society on the planet. And is as homogeneous as slices of stale fucking cheese pizza left out for a few days; you know, the shit with that green film around the edge...

...you're drunk...it's late...you're hungry...but you eat it anyway.

The Breakdown

Age: 48% 50-64; 24% 65+; 25% 35-49
Gender: 76% male
Race: 89% white

Source: http://www.ncsl.org/?tabid=14850

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You are Angry! So Angry!

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Snakes On a Plane

Unknown Hero of the Week...

We hear you out there! You're running around looking for some fist to cuffs with a reptile...and any lil' reason will do. :)

We've all been there. Waiting to go off. Waiting for a reason. Even a small one. We'd be willing to bet that dude's anger didn't just come out of no where. Of course Mitt had no recourse...and got owned in front of "the wife."

Makes us think of the lyric by Henry Rollins in the tune "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie."

Sitting here I'm a loaded gun
Waiting to go off

~ Rollins

The Making of a Hero...

A passenger seated in front of former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's wife became "physically violent" when the former Republican presidential candidate asked the passenger to move his seat in a more upright position.

Following the uproar, the plane returned to the gate where the passenger was removed by airport police. Romney was not injured. Too bad.

For some reason we're on a Black Flag kick this month...but it just seems so appropriate.

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Obama invites Republicans to a Televised Summit on Healthcare

With President Obama inviting Republicans to a televised summit on health care, many GOP leaders have been reluctant to attend, thinking it's an elaborate trap. This logic didn't sit well with Jon Stewart... or Admiral Ackbar.

Stewart jokingly agreed with the Republican sentiment, explaining that having a televised, bipartisan conversation on health care is so reasonable that it's actually an ingenious trap.

Minority Leader John Boehner expressed concern, worried about having to "walk into some setup... who knows what." To this Stewart responded: "It's a public dialogue about important legislation. Not Little Big Horn."

Stewart then called Boehner's bluff:

"The only way this health care meeting is a trap is if Boehner's got nothing. It's like a paper bag is only a trap if you can't punch your way out of it."

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THE REAL TRAP...



Here's the real trap. The fact that the American public is so fucking brain dead, and ADHD ridden, theGOPisDEAD can feel that proverbial pendulum swinging back towards us as we speak. After one brief year of heading in whatever direction we're heading in, John Q. Public is all but ready to turn in the new Chevette for the same crapp-ass Gremlin, they traded the piece of shit in for, in the first place!! Now we're not smart enough to know what the fuck the leader of the free world ought to be doing right now to bring back jobs, kill two wars, fix a wrecked economy, fix healthcare, feed the monkey, suck what teet, or whatever. But we do know that AmeriTARDATION is settling in once again.

AND YES YOU MOTHERF*****S GOT US INTO THIS...So don't pull that don't blame the GOP shit with us.

Yep, the real trap as we see it stems from this constant that is the American political oligarchy that is so deep seeded and insidious, we may never see the light of day in terms of having true power over our own destiny. Any form of government in which all power is vested in a few persons or in a dominant class or clique; is destined at a bare minimum for injustice, inequity, class warfare, and a sense of powerlessness by its citizenry. Which has been the spawn of such
"radicals" in their own minds, like the OLD FAT PISSED OFF WHITE-PEOPLEs CLUB A.K.A. the TEABAGGERS, which has now been appropriately absorbed by none other than the Republican machine...oh...and dumbass. You know, the Wasilla Thrilla.

When you give thought to how young our Republic is, it's truly possible some form of collapse, or much needed rebirth out of necessity will come to pass in our lifetime. There is NO empowerment in our structure of elite corporatism that frankly runs the show like fucking The Wizard of Oz. Every snake has to shed it's skin.

BUT, like a flock of lysergic dosed sheep, or transfixed geese in the k-hole; coordinated, composed, and comprised mostly of homogeneous stick-to-it-ivness, the American public is at it's old self again sooner than expected ready to go RIGHT THE FUCK BACK from which they came.

They are ready to put in the same nasty-hater-reptile-racist-backwards-war mongering-repressed-bible thumpin-party of NO, back in office for round fucking two. Because we just didn't get enough...the last time...or the last...or the last time...

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Quote of the Day

If you want Obama for a second term, just make sure that Sarah Palin is the Republican nominee … She is not electable as president.

– far right reptilian fuck radio host Michael Savage.

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We're Trying...No Really...Ughm Seriously...

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...and that's from the heart.

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Sarah Defends Retards, and Uses the Latest Hand-O-Prompter Technology

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When read a quote of Limbaugh calling liberal groups "retards." "Rush Limbaugh was using satire ... . I didn't hear Rush Limbaugh calling a group of people whom he did not agree with 'f-ing retards,' and we did know that Rahm Emanuel, as has been reported, did say that. There is a big difference there."

Okay so here's how fucking confused this crazy redneck is...

A dem calls other dems "fucking retarded," and she comes to the defense of all retards. Ok...duly noted. We get it. Don't make fun of kids and folks who have a permanent smile on their faces like they are seeing trails, and smelly drool strings hanging from their lower lips.

But then, she allows pig vomit Rush Limbaugh to use a similar analogy to REcall the dems retarded. Now we don't know about you guys but this just makes us feel - well - FUCKING RETARDED.

Meghan McCain believes Sarah Palin's double standard for Rahm Emanuel and Rush Limbaugh is "what's wrong with politics today."

McCain weighed in on Palin's hypocrisy on Monday when she appeared as a guest host on "The View."

In addition to Palin's contradictory standards on the use of the word "retard," McCain also disagreed with the former Alaska governor's suggestion that Obama should declare war with Iran to win re-election.

Anyhoo, we could go ramble on about the logic of a fucking redneck like Palin but it would honestly cause us far too much pain.

Stephen Colbert nails it in this clip:

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