Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Big Government is Coming for Yo Keeeids



Unlike the apocalyptic nihilism of the far-right most agree that terrorism is less dangerous to society than driving a fucking car.

Example: For every person that dies globally due to a terrorist attack, 58 people in the U.S. alone die due to the lack of healthcare.

You have a better chance at being killed by a drunk driver than a suicide bomber.

The problem with you people is how FUCKING screwed up your logic is.

You reptiles constantly tout your anti-government sentiment yet each and everyday send your rat-fink offspring to our public schools, read books from your local public library, call 911 when your redneck piece of shit husband beats your ass, and dial for assistance when the ol' trailer is on fire from your kerosene heater exploding, burning that turd stained shag rug you bought from the dollar store. And must we actually point out...this is a democracy? You say government is the enemy...well blame yourself dumb-ass...you vote them in. Just another reptilian strawman argument. PATHETIC.

Yep you're pro life. Pro war. Pro gun. Pro family. Pro freedom. Pro bible. Anti-gay. Pro racist. Anti-government. Anti-abortion. Pro tax-cut...and anti-deficit. Each one negating the fucking other.

Anti-healthcare reform against your own interest:

Working families are experiencing double-digit increases in the costs of health insurance, more out-of-pocket costs for doctor visits and skyrocketing prices for prescriptions, forcing many to delay getting needed medical care or worse—to decline coverage for themselves or their families because of cost. Health care costs are rising at five times the rate of inflation.

"The people who most dislike the whole idea of health-care reform - the ones who think it is socialist, godless, a step on the road to a police state are often the ones it seems designed to help". "Why are so many American voters enraged by attempts to change a horribly inefficient system that leaves them with premiums they often cannot afford? Why do they defend insurance companies that routinely deny claims and cancel policies?"

"The voters' preference for emotional engagement over reasonable argument has allowed the Republican Party to blind them to their own real interests. The Republicans know how to stoke up resentment against the patronizing liberal elite, all those do-gooders who assume they know what poor people ought to be thinking. Right-wing politics has become a vehicle for channeling this popular anger against intellectual snobs. The result is that many of America's poorest citizens have a deep emotional attachment to a party that serves the interests of its richest. You vote to strike a blow against elitism and you receive a social order in which wealth is more concentrated than ever before in our life time, workers have been stripped of power, and CEOs are rewarded in a manner that is beyond imagining".

-Thomas Frank, author of What's the Matter With Kansas?

An American Tax Revolt

You have named an entire movement after an American tax revolt from 1773; and have brought together a loose coalition of neo-conservatives, fat-ass-old-white-people, and libertarians united by anger over “big government,” taxes, and the federal deficit, yet 95% of those in this fucked up cult-O-klan members received a TAX DECREASE from the current administration. A new national poll of interviewed TEABAGGERS revealed that only 2% of you knew anything about a tax cut. It's quite shameful, to name your movement after said tax revolt...and know nothing about your own goddamn tax decrease. LOL...golden.

Your crazy movement has even prompted CPAC to take on the likes of Glenn Beck as its keynote speaker and is suppose to represent the NEW GOP.

We will stand back...and watch this one as the tears roll down our faces from the uncontrollable laughter.

You crazy fucktards keep up the good work...and don't forget to check under your beds tonight...because the boogie man cometh. Sphere: Related Content