Eye Patch Undies Gets My Vote

Update: (for the original post and video see here)

WTF is it about anti-gay, family values politicians like Duvall who insist on cheating on their wives or ending up in the back seat of a male hooker's car? California State Assemblyman Michael Duvall's story is the gift that keeps on giving to theGOPisDEAD. The story is growing into a huge mess of ethics violations, more cheating with a second mistress, sex for votes with said lobbyists, and destroying more families with one fell swoop than Spiderman on a web. Turns out both women he slept with are also married.

Not only does it flag all the obvious ethnics implications (Duvall is vice-chair of the Utilities and Commerce committee, and his alleged mistress is a lobbyist for Sempra Energy), but it just plain stamps him as yet another family values hypocrite. Hey Duvall...lesson No. 1 about audio equipment: Always assume your mic is on.

Even more of a gas, Duvall was awarded the "Ethics in America" award by a local university, for his "demonstration of the highest standards of ethical integrity" as a community leader with the Yorba Linda Chamber of Commerce.

You sir, are a f***ing weasel. We're not surprised though, that yet another 50+ white male conservative Republican, claims the family values ticket while boning some lobbyists for votes...it seems to be their Modus operandi.

A little graph made by CheesBurger explains:



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Family Values Tour With (R) Michael Duvall

So Messy Big Boy!
Morally bankrupt and loving every minute of it...on the microphone. DOH!

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

For instance:

"She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

What we want to know at theGOPisDEAD; who is the colleague sitting next to him that is seemingly comfortable with a conversation about Duvall cheating on his wife? We want to know what that DOUCHEBAG's name is as well. Maybe another conservative buddy? Another family values champion? Maybe someone who is so okay with good ol' Duvall's account of lust and debauchery that he has his own lobbyist sex kitten? Maybe this is just an everyday encounter between two gutless cheating conservatives touting family values to the rest of us? Maybe... Sphere: Related Content