O'Keefe Strikes Again, This Time His Victims Have a Full Set of Teeth

Federal authorities apprehended two men posing as telephone workers wearing hard hats, tool belts, and fluorescent vests after walking into Sen. Mary Landrieu's office inside a federal building in New Orleans on Monday, with the intent to tap or tamper with her private telephone lines.

The most well-known of the suspects is none other than good ol' pimp daddy himself, James O'Keefe, a 25-year-old whose hidden-camera expose posing as a pimp with his prostitute infuriated the liberal group ACORN and made him a darling of conservatives.

Let's just say...I wouldn't want to go to jail with real pimps if I were a fucking rich, whiteboy, weasel posing as one. Can you even imagine to whom, this pasty little prickface right-winger will have to answer to in general population? Did someone say, "fresh meat ya'll." Unfortunately if convicted, we dare say, and predict a kinder gentler facility will be afforded to this sneaky snake in the form of a lush federal day camp. The right will rally around their pretty boy fo sho, post his bail, and cuddle with him as he weaps for someone to save him. Too bad...we would love to see some justice served up on this rat, by having to bunk with the baddest, meanest pimp alive on "D" block.

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Redefining Republican Our Ass

"Aligning yourself with the platform of gay marriage as a Republican still tends to be very stigmatic, but Cindy McCain wanted to participate in the campaign to show people that party doesn't matter - marriage equality isn't a Republican issue any more than it is a Democratic issue. It's about human rights, and everybody being treated equally in the eyes of the law that runs and protects this country."

Oh god, now the republicans love the gays? Well for fuck sakes, who knew? We don't buy this shit for a New York minute. Redefining is not the word that comes to mind, yet more like re-aligning to gain votes. I'll give'm this...they're smart enough to know this is a civil rights issue that will most assuredly be something our kids take for granted someday. The not-so savvy of the reptilian right to see the obvious future and adapt like a fucking chameleon is not genius, but to execute their next move ahead of time may well be. What better way then to put their best reptilian foot forward with Cindy McCain who has nothing to lose. Now the crocs will sit back and see how ol' Joe the Plumber reacts...to suck or not to suck? C'mon dude, it's only skin.

Can they really handle guy on guy wedded bliss? We'll go out on a limb here and say a big FUCK NO. The DNA of the Republican base will rebuke this like a demon latched onto Linda Blair's soul. I can see it now, the masses of redneck, budwieser swillen, trailer park closeted gays leavin' the ol' ball and chain to marry a Joe Plumber of their very own. Yeah, right.

This little jewel of Cindy's won't last long and will be axed by the base as quick as the flash went off to take the pic. Nope...we say bullshit Cindy...you're true motive lies somewhere between maybe you do support gay marriage or your just a sacrificial lamb to test the proverbial waters of your party's constituency.

As more evident by recently anointed hater Sen. Scott Brown who touched off a political firestorm in 2001 when he disparaged Democratic state Senator Cheryl Jacques and her domestic partner, Jennifer Chrisler, for deciding to have children. In an interview with the Globe, Brown said it was "not normal" for two women to have a baby. He also dismissed Jacques's role in the relationship as her "alleged family responsibilities."

Yep, good ol' Cindy can lead that reptilian fuck to the path of GOP redefinition...ROFL!

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WTF DEMS?! YOU PANZY ASS'D FUX

Republicans ramming every fucking thing under the sun while in office $22.95

Dems having a super majority and still fucking it up. Priceless. Sphere: Related Content

Suck-n-down the Brown!

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We just haven't given a shit lately

OKay...so where the hell have we been?! Well honestly, we just haven't given a shit lately. This fucking country has become so dumb...so backwards...so completely and utterly-insane, that we couldn't keep up with the pace of stupidity. We are so fucking intellectually broke in this country right now that all we can leave you with today is this lovely tune. Stay tuned cuz we have some good shit coming your way...in the meantime...



WE ALSO WANT TO GIVE A PROPER SHOUT OUT TO MASSACHUSETTS...BY SAYING FUCK YOU MOSTLY, YOU RETARDED BACKWARDS ASSED REDNECK TEABAGGIN' BIRD BRAINS. WE HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON YOUR FULLY GUSSETED RETARDED TONUGES...AND THAT'S FROM THE HEART.
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