Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Oral is DEAD!



joe: Oral is dead.

tim: What do you mean oral is dead? How can we live without oral?

joe: Yes. I'm afraid Oral has died.

tim: Well that is preposterous! What am I gonna do now? I love oral.

joe: What the hell are you talking about? We can all live without Oral. Oral was ignernt and bigoted.

tim: That's bullshit meng, just cause you can live without oral and you think it was ignorant doesn't mean the rest of us think so.

joe: NO STUPID...Oral f*cking Roberts is dead!

tim: Oh...[clears throat]...THANK GOD!

The right-wing has lost another champion of hate and the world breaths a sigh of relief. One more hatebreeder biting the dust never gets old. We here at theGOPisDEAD wanted to give a proper send off by giving our fans Oral.

RObErTs...that is.

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NEWSFLASH: Lieberman won't rule out run as Republican in 2012



WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Independent Sen. Joe Lieberman, a former Democrat who sits with Democratic caucus, said Tuesday that he would not rule out running for re-election in 2012 as a Republican.

REALLY?! NO SHIT. WE WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED IT, IF SOMEONE HADN'T TOLD US. LIEBERMAN YOU F*CKING COWARD...

YOU NEED TO BE WITH THE REPTILES.

GOOD RIDDANCE F*KEFACE

WE HAVE NEVER AGREED MORE WITH AN ELEVATOR. LISTEN AS AN INANIMATE OBJECT BLOWS THE LID OFF OF JOE LIEBERF*CKS EXPLANATION. 13 SECS IN...BLAH BLAH BLAH...EPIC FAIL. WE LOVE IT. ROFL!!!!

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Joe Lieberman is a F*CKING Coward



Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.) said Tuesday that he’d back a GOP filibuster of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s health care reform bill.

Lieberman, who caucuses with Democrats and is positioning himself as a fiscal hawk on the issue, said he opposes any health care bill that includes a government-run insurance program — even if it includes a provision allowing states to opt out of the program, as Reid’s has said the Senate bill will.

"We're trying to do too much at once," Lieberman said. “To put this government-created insurance company on top of everything else is just asking for trouble for the taxpayers, for the premium payers and for the national debt. I don’t think we need it now."

Lieberman added that he’d vote against a public option plan “even with an opt-out because it still creates a whole new government entitlement program for which taxpayers
will be on the line."


Droopy Dawg Senator Lieberman is a f*cking traitor and must be havin' real trouble understanding the Senate healthcare reform bill, or is being bent over and drilled in the arse by someone with deep pockets. Truth is, the seemingly defunct public option would NOT be funded by taxpayers (as the cowardice Senator Lieberman falsely claims) and would be prohibited by law from drawing on general Treasury funds; it would be funded solely by those who choose to purchase it. It's not the same as Medicare or Medicaid which are provided to those who qualify as a "social welfare" entitlement program. The public option is a product which people can buy or opt out as they so choose.

Taxpayer funds will provide subsidies to lower and middle income people (Which Senator Lieberman supports), but those subsidies would be equivalent whether they are used for a public or private option. Finally, the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office has found that, if you're going to have subsidies, including a public option reduces the cost to taxpayers. This is also contrary to what Senator Lieberman claimed about the inclusion of a public option increasing the debt. Basically he is a LIAR.

What we want to know is why this motherf*cker hasn't changed the "I" to an "R" yet? This no good piece of sh*t closet reptile is in the pocket of someone, and solely motivated like most reptiles by the all mighty dollar.

What we also want to know is, what is the f*cking difference between not-for-profit government being between us and our doctor, or the insurance companies - a no account middleman - who are in the business of denying coverage? Health Insurance companies are a for profit entity that are allowed to dictate what your coverage will be. How insane is that? Deny coverage, and they make money. Healthcare insurance is the biggest scam going. They serve no other purpose, other than to take your money, and give you as little possible for your dollar. And somehow the Reptiles will have you believe that is NOT rationed healthcare. On top of denying coverage they raise premiums 20+% or more each year while coverage and access to healthcare erodes like a New Orleans flood wall.

The more you pay...the less you receive. And don't have a pre-existing anything...game over.

All these f*cks repeat like a broken goddamn record is, "don't raise taxes, don't raise taxes..." each and every nauseating second they open their mouths. YET, they have no other plan on record to provide a new solution or create equity and justice for all not just the filthy rich in this country. NONE. NOTTA. ZILCH. The old saying, "the haves, and the have-nots," has taken on new meaning in this country. It's now the, "Have it f*cking alls, and have less than nothing."

These reptiles have been using the no TAX bullshit ad nauseam forever, yet every one knows the deficit ALWAYS rises under a Republican administration. Both Dems and Reps raise the tax.

Reptiles just spend the money on bombs, guns, and GOD like a f*cking crackhead on the pipe...but NEVER see it as spending, growing government, or draining American pockets in the name of national security without having to call it TAX and SPEND.

These hypocritical f*cks give tax breaks to churches, corporations, the uber-rich, and anyone under the sun that will suck a right-wing, bible thumping, crocodile penis. I don't go to church bitch...hell we don't even believe in religion. Where's our tax break?

Well guess what They always leave it up to the left to be holding the good ol' tax bag, because the reality is folks...there are two things certain in life. TAX and DEATH. And both are guilty of it. Republicans have just mastered the message that they don't tax. WE SAY BULLF*CKING SHIT.

For a fantastic read on the selfish ways of the right...SEE HERE

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Republicans Suck Wall Street Dizzle, and Call Dems Socializzalist


H.R.4173 -
Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act of 2009


To provide for financial regulatory reform, to protect consumers and investors, to enhance Federal understanding of insurance issues, to regulate the over-the-counter derivatives markets, and for other purposes.

PREACH MOFO
Subcommittee Chairman Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) breaks down how the legislative language he wrote [in the Amendment] will protect Main Street, and that Republicans disingenuously claim that it is a 'socialist bailout fund'. He explains why he supports the Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, and calls out the reptilian right in proper fashion. He gets pissed off...and shows some f*cking spine like most Dems and Progressives ought to do. IF you douchebags don't wake up and smell the proverbial coffee...your ass is toast for 2010 and beyond. Yeah we're talking to you PROGRESSIVE. What's in a name? PROGRESS-bitches-PROGRESS.

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Badass of the Week: Yesireebob, it's our favorite Rep. Alan Grayson


Washington (CNN) – Outspoken Rep. Alan Grayson has a message for blunt-speaking former Vice President Dick Cheney: stop talking.

Responding to the former VP’s criticism of President Obama’s national security policy, including his decision to try accused 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in civilian court, the Florida Democrat lapsed into Web-speak.

“You know, on the internet there's an acronym that's used to apply to situations like this. It's called ‘STFU,’” Grayson said on MNBC’s Hardball. “I don't think I can say that on the air, but I think you know what that means.” The letters are an acronym for “shut the f*** up.”

Cheney has been a vocal critic of the president’s policies, telling Fox News earlier this week that the extended decision-making process on Afghanistan “feeds into sort of the basic al Qaeda strategy” by fueling a sense of uncertainty on the future direction of U.S. involvement.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Conservatives Have Lost Andrew Sullivan


Why Andrew Sullivan cannot support the "Conservative" party:

I cannot support a movement that claims to believe in limited government but backed an unlimited domestic and foreign policy presidency that assumed illegal, extra-constitutional dictatorial powers until forced by the system to return to the rule of law.

I cannot support a movement that exploded spending and borrowing and blames its successor for the debt.

I cannot support a movement that so abandoned government's minimal and vital role to police markets and address natural disasters that it gave us Katrina and the financial meltdown of 2008.

I cannot support a movement that holds torture as a core value.

I cannot support a movement that holds that purely religious doctrine should govern civil political decisions and that uses the sacredness of religious faith for the pursuit of worldly power.

I cannot support a movement that is deeply homophobic, cynically deploys fear of homosexuals to win votes, and gives off such a racist vibe that its share of the minority vote remains pitiful.

I cannot support a movement which has no real respect for the institutions of government and is prepared to use any tactic and any means to fight political warfare rather than conduct a political conversation.

I cannot support a movement that sees permanent war as compatible with liberal democratic norms and limited government.

I cannot support a movement that criminalizes private behavior in the war on drugs.

I cannot support a movement that would back a vice-presidential candidate manifestly unqualified and duplicitous because of identity politics and electoral cynicism.

I cannot support a movement that regards gay people as threats to their own families.

I cannot support a movement that does not accept evolution as a fact.

I cannot support a movement that sees climate change as a hoax and offers domestic oil exploration as the core plank of an energy policy.

I cannot support a movement that refuses ever to raise taxes, while proposing no meaningful reductions in government spending.

I cannot support a movement that refuses to distance itself from a demagogue like Rush Limbaugh or a nutjob like Glenn Beck.

I cannot support a movement that believes that the United States should be the sole global power, should sustain a permanent war machine to police the entire planet, and sees violence as the core tool for international relations.

Does this make me a "radical leftist" as Michelle Malkin would say? Emphatically not. But it sure disqualifies me from the current American right.

To paraphrase Reagan, I didn't leave the conservative movement. It left me.

And increasingly, I'm not alone.

Andrew Sullivan

YEP, couldn't have said it better ourselves.

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Monday, December 7, 2009

The Teabagger Party is the GOP's Ralph Nader 2012 Nightmare Come True



In a three-way Generic Ballot test, the latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds Democrats attracting 36% of the vote. The Tea Party candidate picks up 23%, and Republicans finish third at 18%. Another 22% are undecided.

Among voters not affiliated with either major party, the Tea Party comes out on top. Thirty-three percent (33%) prefer the Tea Party candidate, and 30% are undecided. Twenty-five percent (25%) would vote for a Democrat, and just 12% prefer the GOP.

What's in a name? theGOPisDEAD.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

New Study Shows Palin Followers Are At Least Smart As Clams


Sure you can find an idiot in every bunch, and we at theGOPisDEAD are not biased enough (yeah right) to know that goes for both sides of the political spectrum. Hell we here at theGOPisDEAD aren't that friggin bright. But, you do have to admit the reptilian far right has a special breed of stupid which is highlighted in this here video.

They say, "ignorance is bliss," yet fail to mention that the rest of us suffer the consequences of unrelenting stupidity. The rest of us have to walk among these lizard like creatures, that are dumb as a pile of f*cking rocks. And with 300+ million Americans roaming the streets that's a lot of rock. A Palin book signing is like a rock quarry Fred Flintstone himself would be proud of. In fact: Barney Rubble actually makes an appearance in support of Palin's new book. He's also a Steelers fan...who knew?

Yep, one thing is for sure about Palin, that woman can draw out the celebrities! So who else decides to show up for the Palin book signing? None other than SHREK himself (see 18 secs in)! Which apparently - and we are pissed as hell that no one told us - got a sex change?

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Christians Contract Aids from Hugging!

Just when you think these motherf*ckers are crazy enough on the far right. They go and up it a notch. It's the gift that keeps on giving to theGOPisDEAD. :)

Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.

To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.

Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.

At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.


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