Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Trouble With Paul: Corporate Scum Ought to Be Able to Discriminate


Most TEABAGGERs vehemently oppose the notion their movement is a racist, bigoted, mob of fat-pissed-off-old-white people, clinging to the 1950s with the death-grip on yesterday. And yet, the highly backed Tea Party Favorite Rand Paul who Won the Senate GOP Primary in Kentucky has stated in several interviews that he disagrees with several provisions of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

While in full denial, racist euphemisms swirl about in the vestibule of a teabagger's mouth; caught between the lips and teeth are the excruciatingly painful words nigger, faggot, and spic a.k.a. illegal aliens; coiled like a fucking rattlesnake ready to strike with hate-filled venom.



The problem with Paul...

The under-current of Paul's policy seems harmless enough as he uses humor, and the well-known "Paul family snicker" to implicitly brush off the notion he is okay with discrimination, and the institutional foulness of racism. But as we see it, he is a lily-white corporations wet-dream...come true...opposing the Federal enforcement of laws that protect U.S. citizens from being categorized as employees, customers, or suppliers on the basis of their race, cast, color, or creed.

Standing by corporations right to profile, Paul thinks it's only fair that minorities may be perceived in a negative way as compared to other races because he believes it is within a company's natural right to do so. theGOPisDEAD finds it hard to believe the likes of one famous Brit, John Locke would agree with his interpretation of "natural rights" in terms of property. While we understand that ownership gives certain rights, we don't believe a corporation is a person but an institute that relies on a market of diversity. IF you sell shoes, whose feet belong in them? When do we step with those same shoes, on the natural rights of others? IS ownership a ticket to discriminate as you see fit? It's a hard question. But we think out there in the cosmos where ideology meets truth...we think it's larger than simple ownership that determines the fate of discrimination. IF ownership were the end-all to do whatever one pleases to others...the U.S. would still have slaves as a natural right, and generations of families that were thought of as commodity could not drink from the same fountain as our white counter-parts. We could be dead wrong...but fuck that. Maybe he thinks all LAW stops at the threshold of any corporation's door? IF a corporation is able to practice profiling...it deserves to disappear forever like the scum-sucking racist Tea Party movement that is so giddy over Paul.

Paul will deny he is racist, but does not deny he disagrees with keeping racial profiling or otherwise in our dark & dismal U.S. past where it belongs.

There is no room for his kind of thinking and his slight of hand on the subject reveals the underlying tone of a movement in denial. The Tea Party is nothing more than a movement trying to shed the stigma it deserves, and would give anything to roll back the clock to an era of hate.

The trouble with Dr. Paul is that despite his independent thinking, much of what he stands for is repulsive to people in the mainstream. For instance, he holds an unacceptable view of civil rights, saying that while the federal government can enforce integration of government jobs and facilities, private business people should be able to decide whether they want to serve black people, or gays, or any other minority group.

Mark our words...this is NOT going to go away.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Family Values Tour: Mark Souder & the Lonely Staffer


theGOPisDEAD is mischievously pleased to announce that yet another "Family Values" hypocrite has fallen from grace. Indiana Republican Rep. Mark Souder acknowledged an affair with a staffer Tuesday and unexpectedly announced his resignation. Further adding that his pecker over-took his good christian moral judgment. He plans to sue his pecker for defamation of character.

In an interview with FOX NEWS...

"I will not stand idly by and allow this to happen to my family. The damage my pecker has done is disgraceful, and I will fight to the bitter end against this evil monster that has attacked the core of my pious faith. I have sex with my wife once a year to procreate, and that's it!" he stated. "I swear to all of my christian brothers and sisters that my pecker has ruined my life, and he is nothing more than a faithless, GODless prick that is going to burn hell."

The law of defamation is supposed to protect people's reputations from unfair attack from wondering, reckless peckers. In practice its main effect is to protect powerful people from their own misgivings, lustful ventures, and hypocritical mishaps; otherwise known as "GETTING CAUGHT WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND."


The eight-term congressman apologized for his actions but provided no details.

"I am so ashamed to have hurt the ones I love," he said at a news conference in Fort Wayne. "I am sorry to have let so many friends down, people who have worked so hard for me."

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Quote of the Day


stupid redneck complements of Ron Wharton | artist out of san diego, ca

Speaking at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina, Palin claimed that some in the media have tried to portray members of the Tea Party movement as "violent or racist or rednecks."

"And I don't really have a problem with the redneck part of it, to tell you the truth. I don't," the former vice presidential candidate told the crowd. "That's fine with me." Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Family Values Tour: George Rekers & the Lonely Bell-end


I dance with glee to the tune of white picket fences, 2 beautiful toe-headed children in private school, a wife that cooks and cleans my cyan bungalow with black shutters; filled with antiquities. My spic-n-span royal blue Volvo station-wagon glistens in the port. Our sweet Golden-doodle waits at the gate everyday, as I return home to my loving abode. Yes, I am a "family man, with a family plan." And like Norman Rockwell's Daughter Welcoming Father Home illustration I leave the day behind and place a gentle peck on my wife's cheek, and ask, "what's for din-din honey," I'm starving.

I've spent my life and built a career fighting the good fight, protecting the vulnerable from the evil world. A world where monsters prey on our family values, and erode the very fiber of society; wreaking havoc on the foundation of our christian virtues.

GOD is a good god, and will punish those enslaved in the decay that is homosexuality, infidelity, and lust. I will be his soldier and go out into the world to mission for his cause. I will strike fear into the hearts of the sinners with my holy words and condemn them ALL to hell!! This is my promise to the upright citizens of GOD that I carry the sword of truth, and will strike thee with vengeance from my pious pulpit, slashing with the blade of glory...and slay thy GAY!

Then I go to the east-side to get my dick sucked by brad. That's how I roll bitches. ;)



The self-loathing, hate monger, and anti-gay rights activist who recently toured Europe with a male escort has resigned from a group that promotes counseling for people who "struggle with unwanted homosexuality," though the man insists that he is not gay.George Rekers resigned from the board of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality, the group's website said Tuesday.

"I am immediately resigning my membership in NARTH to allow myself the time necessary to fight the false media reports that have been made against me," Rekers said in a statement posted on the group's website. "With the assistance of a defamation attorney, I will fight these false reports because I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever.

"I am not gay and never have been," the statement said.

Yep, theGOPisDEAD is always happy to shed light on yet another fucking bigoted reptile spouting their family values bullshit, then getting caught sucking off the bell-end. Rekers is just another example of what hardcore right-wing repression can do to the soul...trapping it in the purgatory of a life lived in the shame of ignorance.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Brown Town - Suck it Down


Let's just get right to it -- Michaeal "Go Fuck Yourself Lower 9th Ward, New Orleans" Brown, former FEMA chief and a reptile so in need of a colon cleanse that Bush II had to remove the crony bastard from office a la the Hurricane Katrina debacle, has the gall... no.. the nerve... no...the balls... no...the extreme fucking mental retardation to go on national TV and "slam" the Obama administration for using the current oil slick disaster in the Gulf as a means to curtail offshore drilling.

What a fucking tool. You sir, are a class-act GOPer fo' sure.

And what star "news" network decided to let this ass-hat spout his mouth vomit? Oh, you guessed it right...

[Shithead] told Fox News' "Your World with Neil Cavuto" that the oil slick is "exactly what they want, because now he can pander to the environmentalists and say, 'I'm going to shut it down because it's too dangerous.' While Mexico and China and everybody else drills in the Gulf, we're going to get shut down."

His reasoning behind his mastermind theory? A 2008 interview Obama gave where he described wanting to create strong cap-and-trade regulations. Mmmhmmm...
So, let's just gloss over the last 2+ years of Obama interviews, speeches, and policies, shall we? Yeah, he wants to invest heavily in sustainable energy infrastructure. No doubt. But as recently as LAST MONTH, Obama proposed opening up vast areas to off-shore drilling... something that has utterly angered environmentalists. Perhaps this is the pragmatic side of Obama, realizing there's no one simple solution. But c'mon... the guy is going to just put policies in motion only to rig an oil well to explode so he has a reason to back out?

HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE?

Thankfully Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, called out Fox on this stupidity...

"You should call headquarters, my friend," Gibbs said. "Ask for somebody who makes the decisions to put people like that -- because I've got to tell you, Wendell, I'm not entirely sure that a factual answer that I might give to any one of your questions is going to change the notion that your network put out the former FEMA director to make an accusation that the well had been purposely set off in order to change an offshore drilling decision."

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Hero of the Week


Mr. Clarence Dupnik

The Pima County, Arizona, sheriff told KGUN9 News in Tucson that state Senate Bill 1070 to deter illegal immigration is a "racist law." He said he has no intention of complying with it.

Dupnik called the law "disgusting" and "unnecessary." He knows he could get sued for failing to comply with the law - a risk, he says he's willing to take.

Welcome to your Waterloo reptiles.

Michael Kelley a GOPisDEAD reader was kind enough to send this illustration to let us know what he thinks of this bullshit Senate Bill 1070. Thanks Michael for your contribution.

"Work Makes You Free."


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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing

What's up folks...we hope this finds you ALL well. Please enjoy this little jam by one of our favorite bands. Plus stay tuned...as we have been slightly lazier than usual, and will be filling the pages with what's on our minds here @ theGOPisDEAD, giving readers a taste of our special brand of hate-filled political humor, esoteric rants, ramblings, and ruckus about the insanity that is the reptilian right.

Sit back...and crank this shit up...TTYS.

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"Conservatives are increasingly embracing an almost sociopathic contrarianism that disregards all notion of pragmatism."
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Monday, April 26, 2010

UPDATE: Racial Profiling Gets GOP Backing


Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed a bill Friday that requires police in her state to determine whether a person is in the U.S. legally – a measure critics say will foster racial profiling.

The law requires immigrants to carry their alien registration documents at all times and requires police to question people if there is reason to suspect that they're in the country illegally. It also targets those who hire illegal immigrant day laborers or knowingly transport them.

theGOPisDEAD will go out on a limb here [NOT], and say get ready to be fucked with if you are a person of color. The GOP is backing this legislation knowing fucking well Latinos in this country will have placed on their collective backs; a giant, racist, piece of GOP shit bulls-eye.

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BasementSound Radio w/Nick J. Townsend

As you all know, theGOPisDEAD features a lot of music along with our special brand of lefty leaning, reptile rippin, lizard hunting politics, and a righteous"FUCK OFF" to ignorance...which by the way is NOT goddamn blissful if you're on the receiving end.


Meet Mr. Nick Townsend, from the other side of the pond who performs in British alternative metal act WEAK13 (vox/guitar), hosts METAL TIME on BASEMENTSOUND.co.uk, writes for RYANS GIG GUIDE & ROCKLINKS.co.uk, is a music promoter, illustrator, Editor of cult zines PMT & NICK THE MAG, and acts in independent films.

BasementSound Radio in the UK
has a show we would like to mention to our readers. This fucking show is raw and in your face...just the way we like it. So check out this new video of WEAK13 directed by Chris Stone, and produced by Craig Leonard.


Also stay tuned this week for more politics, art, music, and right-wing catastrophe @ theGOPisDEAD...there is so much shit to cover we can barely keep up. Sphere: Related Content

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Trade in Your Chickens for Some Healthcare


Last week, Nevada GOP Senate candidate Sue Lowden suggested that people who could not afford health insurance should "barter" with their doctors. Despite criticism and mockery about the ridiculousness of such an argument, Lowden recently doubled down on her approach...watch this crazy right-wing doh-doh-bird make her argument for some good ol' common barter with a doc.
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

I'm in it for the SHEEPLE


First-class commercial air travel for two or a private jet -- "must be a Lear 60 or larger" -- from Alaska to California and back. A deluxe hotel suite "registered under an alias." And two unopened bottles of still water with "bendable straws."

That's what former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin wanted from a California state college foundation as part of her speaking agreement, according to a draft of a confidential contract obtained by students.

theGOPisDEAD would like to ask the GOP's largest funders when they are going to put a fucking cork in the hole that is sinking the proverbial ship? These money grubbing leeches are spending cash like it's water gushing from Niagara Falls. Will the spending trend stop? Will the party of fiscal irresponsibility close the shop doors, and foreclose? Will funders get sick of sending their hard earned blood money to these lavish spending, lesbian club patrons, of nihilistic doomdom? We doubt it...but one can only hope the well runneth dry.

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"I Was Hungry, and You Fed Me Not."


The Memorial to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Needs Your Help...

This memorial fund to Dr. King needs some more help. Dr. King's work was for people everywhere to be treated with dignity and attain their potential; also needed in the fight for immigration reform. -Donna Poisl


This message has been brought to you by Lowell Dempsey, BuildTheDream.org

The month of April marks the 42nd anniversary of the death of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. We are commemorating the life and work of Dr. King by creating a memorial in our nation's capital. The Washington, DC, Martin Luther King, Jr., National Memorial will honor his life and contributions to the world through non violent social change.

I've put together this blogger-friendly micro-site to help get the message out - there are videos, photos, banners, and even a web toolbar that, when used, donates money to the creation of the memorial: http://mlkmemorialnews.org

After years of fund raising, the memorial is now $14 million away from its $120 million goal. This will be more than a monument to a great humanitarian, the National Memorial will be a place for visitors from around the world to share the spirit of love, freedom, and peace.

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"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity"

--Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Junior Florida Republican Party staffer had $1.3 million charged to party credit card


She was a 25-year-old junior staffer when the Florida Republican Party gave her an American Express card.

"Over the next 2½ years, nearly $1.3 million in charges wound up on Melanie Phister's AmEx — $40,000 at a London hotel, and nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for indicted former House Speaker Ray Sansom, his wife and kids, for starters. Statements show thousands spent on jewelry, sporting goods and in one case $15,000 for what's listed as a month-long stay at a posh Miami Beach hotel, but which the party says was a forfeited deposit.

The credit card records, obtained by the St. Petersburg Times and Miami Herald, offer the latest behind-the-scenes look at extravagant and free-wheeling spending by the party touting fiscal restraint. Not only did certain elite legislative leaders have their own party credit cards to spend donors' money with little oversight, but Phister's records show these leaders also liberally used an underling's card — without her knowledge, she says." Read more

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Atheist to the World: Put the Pope on a Rope


Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, two of the world's most prominent atheist intellectuals, are seeking means to try the pope for crimes against humanity,

Last month Dawkins wrote a scathing article for the Washington Post in which he called the pope:
A leering old villain in a frock, who spent decades conspiring behind closed doors for the position he now holds; a man who believes he is infallible and acts the part; a man whose preaching of scientific falsehood is responsible for the deaths of countless AIDS victims in Africa; a man whose first instinct when his priests are caught with their pants down is to cover up the scandal and damn the young victims to silence.

Hitchens told the Sunday Times of London: "This man is not above or outside the law. The institutionalized concealment of child rape is a crime under any law and demands not private ceremonies of repentance or church-funded payoffs, but justice and punishment."


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Friday, April 9, 2010

EXCLUSIVE: Video Footage Obtained of TEABAGGERS Going Wild in the Streets

This just in: theGOPisDEAD obtained this exclusive video footage of TEABAGGERs protesting on American streets, shouting racist euphemisms in the name of whitepower!! "BRING BACK MY AMERICA," they screamed over and over again.

Some sang songs by the racist band Screwdriver, "You drink from your fountain, and we'll drink from ours! White power!" Then suddenly they all broke into a ritualistic war dance...
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